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pteradox.bsky.social
Samittarius
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This shit better work out
He/They '95
I think I got myself a stalker for New Years. Awesome.
January 5, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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LinkedIn is so weird to me. The people I’m closest to personally aren’t active there, and posts from professional acquaintance usually have this unnatural tone, like “How do you do, fellow brands and thought leaders? I am often being asked ‘How do you do business good?’ Here is my answer-“
January 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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get hog
August 22, 2023 at 1:34 AM
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I'm blocking porn bots left and right it's a bloodbath
November 7, 2023 at 5:10 AM
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PSA
November 5, 2023 at 2:41 PM
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condemning israels actions in gaza is like "what would YOU do during a genocide" easy mode.

like the city is literally 50% children and the genocide has been well documented for 70 years. you can literally watch it on TV. if you cant condemn this genocide, you wouldnt have condemned any of them
November 6, 2023 at 12:53 AM
Suddenly getting spammed with pornbot follows. Now it really feels like Twitter 🙃
November 6, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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"Kobe!" says the tgirl before missing the trash can by a country mile
October 2, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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Oh, so, like, the *worst* possible implementation of all of this.

Awesome.

"Charity games and bundle games are exempt" is perhaps the most batshit thing of all: they have literally no way of knowing what activations came from where. They're full of shit.
September 12, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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Gesturing vaguely around my home I don’t know what any of this shit is
August 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM
Tonight I'm hosting another themed night at my bar and I'm very nervous so wish me luck, I'm doing this all on my own 🫣 I have so much to do beforehand still I'm so 🫣 eep
August 6, 2023 at 10:51 AM
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cool now instead of closing twitter and reopening twitter i can close twitter and open Twitter 2
July 27, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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this is the only Cinematic Universe i care about
July 29, 2023 at 3:29 PM
Need a remove follower button I'm getting so many bot account follows and they're all cat pages, blocking seems harsh but there's no other way?
August 6, 2023 at 10:36 AM
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When people try to say "there is an antisemitism problem in the Black community," they are just operating off of racist confirmation bias.

They seize on an individual, often a Black celebrity, as anecdotal proof of a greater trend -
August 6, 2023 at 1:55 AM
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We're building submarines tonight, baby!!!
August 4, 2023 at 12:36 PM
⚠️ this account has been flagged: far too punny
⚠️ this account has been flagged: plays gin rummy
August 6, 2023 at 2:23 AM
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area hometown still comical
August 4, 2023 at 9:31 PM
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hmmmmm.... i actually find it quite simple.....
August 5, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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STOP THE CAR
August 3, 2023 at 9:00 PM