Patrick
@pstergos.bsky.social
I don't understand anything. I never did.
Me: I need a snack. I will open the fridge and squat slightly to get one.
*back of thigh pops*
Me realizing I'm rapidly approaching 40:
*back of thigh pops*
Me realizing I'm rapidly approaching 40:
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me: I need a snack. I will open the fridge and squat slightly to get one.
*back of thigh pops*
Me realizing I'm rapidly approaching 40:
*back of thigh pops*
Me realizing I'm rapidly approaching 40:
The more details emerge from the whole Rob Reiner thing, the more that shifty True Crimers are going to eat.
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The more details emerge from the whole Rob Reiner thing, the more that shifty True Crimers are going to eat.
John Cenas pro wrestling arc in 3 panels
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
John Cenas pro wrestling arc in 3 panels
There has to be some kind of Three Stooges reference somewhere.
#catsky #catsofbluesky #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
#catsky #catsofbluesky #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
December 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
There has to be some kind of Three Stooges reference somewhere.
#catsky #catsofbluesky #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
#catsky #catsofbluesky #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
Marge, I like to be alone with the X.
Are you gonna post there?
.....yes
Are you gonna post there?
.....yes
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Marge, I like to be alone with the X.
Are you gonna post there?
.....yes
Are you gonna post there?
.....yes
Ant-Man can't carry a movie and the Kang storyline is officially pointless. But at least Quantumania looks pretty.
#filmsky #moviesky
#filmsky #moviesky
A ★★★ review of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
I love writing about the MCU and equating them to wrestling storylines(I'm of the belief that if the MCU counted as a wrestling promotion it would've been the best promotion of 2019). Then to my horro...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:49 PM
People think Liam Neeson could be as funny as Leslie Nielson....the theory was sound even if the execution isn't all there.
#filmsky #moviesky
#filmsky #moviesky
A ★★★½ review of The Naked Gun (2025)
I guess bringing back Naked Gun isn't the worst thing in the world. You have to make any and all gags, get a deadpan person as the lead and include the Weird Al cameo. The 2025 version has all three. ...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel:
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel:
Gene Kelly makes his version of Fantasia. Complete with dancing with cartoons! But sadly, this is not the movie where he danced with Jerry, from Tom and Jerry.
#filmsky #moviesky
#filmsky #moviesky
A ★★★ review of Invitation to the Dance (1956)
Gene Kelly's Fantasia! A bunch of segments that feature nothing but dancing...one of which is Gene Kelly dancing with cartoons! For what it does, its fine. The dancing is good but for anything more th...
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December 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I got my YouTube recap...so this is pretty nice.
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I got my YouTube recap...so this is pretty nice.
The Marvels is a good study on how to kill off the main event aura of Captain Marvel, limit Ms. Marvel to second-tier comedic relief and failing to make Monica worth while.
#filmsky #moviesky #mcu
#filmsky #moviesky #mcu
A ★★½ review of The Marvels (2023)
Note: This was written in 2024....it is no longer the biggest disaster of the MCU. Yes, it's the biggest disaster of the MCU. At least in terms of making any new main eventers, esepcially since Captai...
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December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
December 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Subtitles for Turok 2 is a huge game-changer....I could barely hear whats-her-face giving me objectives in the cutscenes
Turok and Turok 2: Seeds of Evil have been updated on all platforms! 🦖🦕
Patch Notes:
- Turok: bit.ly/Turok-Patch-3
- Turok 2: bit.ly/Turok2-Patch...
Patch Notes:
- Turok: bit.ly/Turok-Patch-3
- Turok 2: bit.ly/Turok2-Patch...
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Subtitles for Turok 2 is a huge game-changer....I could barely hear whats-her-face giving me objectives in the cutscenes
Why remaking Road House was always a fools errand. Especially seeing a shirtless Post Malone
#filmsky
#filmsky
A ★★½ review of Road House (2024)
Road House 1989 is such a lighting in a bottle of cheesy cinema that any attempt to redo it is in a horrible catch-22 situation. You need the throat ripping, the fucking guys in prison, the explosions...
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December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Why remaking Road House was always a fools errand. Especially seeing a shirtless Post Malone
#filmsky
#filmsky
Watching CODA and I think its safe to say that Troy Kotsur is giving one if the best male acting performances of the 2000s. Yes, the century.
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#filmsky
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Watching CODA and I think its safe to say that Troy Kotsur is giving one if the best male acting performances of the 2000s. Yes, the century.
#filmsky
#filmsky
Reposted by Patrick
One of the biggest problems with AI is that people really don't know how to spot it and label everything they can't understand as AI. So frustrating.
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 AM
One of the biggest problems with AI is that people really don't know how to spot it and label everything they can't understand as AI. So frustrating.