Protekt1
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Protekt1
@protekt1.bsky.social
Gamer, legal
Maybe a bit of a hot take here, but I think subsidized consoles aren't as valuable as people tend to think they are; maybe even a net negative for consumers. For brevity's sake, the consumer always pays. Platform holders only making it look cheaper up front.
June 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Scientists are still baffled to understand what evolutionary purpose elbows serve, other than to bang into doorways when you're absent minded to remind you that you have elbows.
March 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Dwarfs are known for their beards. But how about eye-beards?
February 25, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like the word "literally" because it can be used figuratively. And I use it both ways and I know it drives some people nuts!
a man in a purple shirt is sitting in front of a computer with the word literally written on it .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt is sitting in front of a computer with the word literally written on it .
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February 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
FF7rebirth is the game that keep exceeding my expectations, love it!
cloud strife from final fantasy is standing in a dark room
ALT: cloud strife from final fantasy is standing in a dark room
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January 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Age of Darkness: The Final Stand is out of early access finally!

I've loved this game since I first bought into early access ages (👍) ago.

It's like They Are Billions, but frankly massively improved in so many aspects. And it now has co-op!

store.steampowered.com/app/1426450/...
Save 65% on Age of Darkness: Final Stand on Steam
Age of Darkness: Final Stand is a dark fantasy survival RTS where you must illuminate, build and defend humanity’s last bastion against hordes of Nightmares. Set in the remnants of a kingdom consumed ...
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January 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Maybe instead of calling it fast food, we should call it fast food substitute.
January 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
when people comment on my green eyes I should say it's because of the mako training I did as a soldier
January 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So obviously the chicken came first, since the egg could never survive on it's own...
December 28, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I'm asking ChatGPT the most important questions to humanity.
Such as:

How much time would the world save if "Funny" were spelled "Funy"?
December 20, 2024 at 7:23 PM
ME: Gonna play this open world rpg but only focus on the main story
ME 15 gameplay hours later: the main campaign's tutorial is over.
ME 20 gameplay hours later: I wonder how long 100%ing this game would actually take.
December 16, 2024 at 8:29 PM
One day people won't understand the origin of the word "google". And they'll have to google it, which won't be using google to do an internet search.
December 14, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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The Twitter trolls have taken to posting screenshots of my BlueSky & Threads posts to Twitter.

The non-engagement on that platform is KILLING THEM.
November 29, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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the block of cornbread looks solid hello broccoli you are green the corn is spilled festively i enjoy food
This is what was served to people that paid to have thanksgiving dinner with Trump and Elon last night at Mar-a-Lago 🤣
November 29, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I'm playing a game where some granny just made some killer line about watching the life drain from their enemies eyes... in the middle of combat and it was just so randomly awesome.
November 29, 2024 at 2:30 AM
The point of all these simulator games is clear.

We're making the Matrix piece by piece.
November 23, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Memory cards were a weird pitstop in console gaming.
November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM
@matpiscatella.bsky.social How popular is Sims 4 these days? I am curious due to the news of no sims 5, instead getting multiplayer expansion on Sims 4.

I suspect the decision is due to how popular Sims 4 remains, and not because they don't see Sims 5 as a profitable investment.
September 17, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I've used a keyboard enough that I should be a natural at piano...
October 24, 2023 at 8:18 PM
By the time we get more stranger things, the strangest thing will be the age difference.
October 24, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Easily my best #hearthstone pack opening ever.
October 1, 2023 at 9:23 PM
Starfield is a fun game. But the main story is one of the most disappointing I've seen ever.
September 16, 2023 at 1:53 PM
I had a dream I was at a trump trial and he kept saying he has to go home and eat a slim jim. Totally believable right?

I didn't think it was a dream.
August 31, 2023 at 1:57 PM
I didn't know green eyes were rare. Apparently, only 2% of the population has them.
August 28, 2023 at 2:07 PM
I wonder if there will be a 6th season of trump indictments
August 23, 2023 at 3:14 PM