Alyx
@prometai.world
This body's not a temple, it's a prison. 🎲TTRPG nerd savoring the berry by learning how to make a game and shitposting my way through it. 🗡️Sword World🌎 propagandist. Ask me about Twilight 🧛
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Here's an alternate starting point I found helpful as well :) this and the original you posted are like the sum total of the Internet knowledge about this lol. ¡Buen provecho!
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Here's an alternate starting point I found helpful as well :) this and the original you posted are like the sum total of the Internet knowledge about this lol. ¡Buen provecho!
My movie hot take is that Vin Diesel is the only true modern auteur. Wrote his character for D&D, personally involved in the script, the funding definitely only happened because of him, then the character acting is 100% him.
Wes Anderson wishes.
Wes Anderson wishes.
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My movie hot take is that Vin Diesel is the only true modern auteur. Wrote his character for D&D, personally involved in the script, the funding definitely only happened because of him, then the character acting is 100% him.
Wes Anderson wishes.
Wes Anderson wishes.
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
My perfect game. Soundtrack, storyline, vibe, gameplay. Oh for one last gasp of this sweet mana.
My perfect game. Soundtrack, storyline, vibe, gameplay. Oh for one last gasp of this sweet mana.
October 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
My perfect game. Soundtrack, storyline, vibe, gameplay. Oh for one last gasp of this sweet mana.
My perfect game. Soundtrack, storyline, vibe, gameplay. Oh for one last gasp of this sweet mana.
Particularly like the MtG cat cards and the dragon hand puppet, who needs a name.
October 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Particularly like the MtG cat cards and the dragon hand puppet, who needs a name.
Con haul 💰 (plus more stickers that already found homes)
I do so love a small local con, everyone is just so excited to be there. I learned Mahjong from a local group and some medieval games from the SCA. A great one day con.
I do so love a small local con, everyone is just so excited to be there. I learned Mahjong from a local group and some medieval games from the SCA. A great one day con.
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Con haul 💰 (plus more stickers that already found homes)
I do so love a small local con, everyone is just so excited to be there. I learned Mahjong from a local group and some medieval games from the SCA. A great one day con.
I do so love a small local con, everyone is just so excited to be there. I learned Mahjong from a local group and some medieval games from the SCA. A great one day con.
This was probably my favorite of the monks I painted for the World Martial Arts Tournament, because I had the mini so clearly in my mind's eye and it turned out pretty much dead on. I'm also happy any time a yellow cooperates.
#ttrpg #minipainting
#ttrpg #minipainting
October 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This was probably my favorite of the monks I painted for the World Martial Arts Tournament, because I had the mini so clearly in my mind's eye and it turned out pretty much dead on. I'm also happy any time a yellow cooperates.
#ttrpg #minipainting
#ttrpg #minipainting
What were the monks for? The World Martial Arts Tournament of course! I'm looking forward to every mini based #ttrpg campaign I do from now on including a tournament arc. This model is awesome and I was stoked to realize it would work as a battle map.
October 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
What were the monks for? The World Martial Arts Tournament of course! I'm looking forward to every mini based #ttrpg campaign I do from now on including a tournament arc. This model is awesome and I was stoked to realize it would work as a battle map.
Another monk done for my big reveal. It's the dwarven monk Guko Goldenhair. He just wants to be the strongest dwarf there is and fight all the strongest opponents, you see.
#ttrpg
#minipainting
#ttrpg
#minipainting
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Another monk done for my big reveal. It's the dwarven monk Guko Goldenhair. He just wants to be the strongest dwarf there is and fight all the strongest opponents, you see.
#ttrpg
#minipainting
#ttrpg
#minipainting
1 of 4 monks being prepared for my reveal of the greatest #ttrpg battlemap of all time this weekend (once I finish all the monks) #minipainting
October 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
1 of 4 monks being prepared for my reveal of the greatest #ttrpg battlemap of all time this weekend (once I finish all the monks) #minipainting
It's that time of year where the hurricanes are being very relatable.
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's that time of year where the hurricanes are being very relatable.
Sadly I'll probably never be able to run the Star Wars #ttrpg game I keep idly writing in my head, because I want to base it on the New Jedi Order, a deeply (and probably validly) disliked part of lore that was decanonized over a decade ago at this point.
The Yuuzhan Vong rocked; fight me nerds.
The Yuuzhan Vong rocked; fight me nerds.
September 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Sadly I'll probably never be able to run the Star Wars #ttrpg game I keep idly writing in my head, because I want to base it on the New Jedi Order, a deeply (and probably validly) disliked part of lore that was decanonized over a decade ago at this point.
The Yuuzhan Vong rocked; fight me nerds.
The Yuuzhan Vong rocked; fight me nerds.
Today's shitpost: what if Orson Welles was a #ttrpg blogger.
"The tabletop provides the only true storytelling. In film, in literature, the writer's neurosis inevitably steals center stage. Dice do not care for your hang-ups."
"The tabletop provides the only true storytelling. In film, in literature, the writer's neurosis inevitably steals center stage. Dice do not care for your hang-ups."
September 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Today's shitpost: what if Orson Welles was a #ttrpg blogger.
"The tabletop provides the only true storytelling. In film, in literature, the writer's neurosis inevitably steals center stage. Dice do not care for your hang-ups."
"The tabletop provides the only true storytelling. In film, in literature, the writer's neurosis inevitably steals center stage. Dice do not care for your hang-ups."
This bulk #dice bag from an LGS amused me greatly. And it was accurate, at a quick glance there was indeed a truly unnecessary amount of sex dice in it.
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This bulk #dice bag from an LGS amused me greatly. And it was accurate, at a quick glance there was indeed a truly unnecessary amount of sex dice in it.
People always love the Trans Rights Roller Derby shots so I feel like folks should be aware Peggy Hill is canonically known within the Arlen queer community, including participating in clothes exchanges at the local drag club. She found she shared their style and shape more than her friends group.
September 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
People always love the Trans Rights Roller Derby shots so I feel like folks should be aware Peggy Hill is canonically known within the Arlen queer community, including participating in clothes exchanges at the local drag club. She found she shared their style and shape more than her friends group.
Long Weekend Pt 2: Flat acrylic minis and terrain standees. The last major organization. Keep your #ttrpg stuff organized, having to sort all of it in one big go is actually exhausting and not fun it turns out.
September 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Long Weekend Pt 2: Flat acrylic minis and terrain standees. The last major organization. Keep your #ttrpg stuff organized, having to sort all of it in one big go is actually exhausting and not fun it turns out.
One of this weekend's #ttrpg projects, going through map tiles, categorizing, and boxing up. One of the last big organizations I have to do. I've almost finished reclaiming my living room from years of Kickstarters accumulated in storage.
August 31, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One of this weekend's #ttrpg projects, going through map tiles, categorizing, and boxing up. One of the last big organizations I have to do. I've almost finished reclaiming my living room from years of Kickstarters accumulated in storage.
I have a video game confession. The final boss of FF7 for me was the Chocobo breeding minigame. I got the Golden Chocobo, cast Knights of the Round once, and never played again.
I just love breeding minigames. Don't even get me started about Dragon Warrior Monsters.
I just love breeding minigames. Don't even get me started about Dragon Warrior Monsters.
August 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I have a video game confession. The final boss of FF7 for me was the Chocobo breeding minigame. I got the Golden Chocobo, cast Knights of the Round once, and never played again.
I just love breeding minigames. Don't even get me started about Dragon Warrior Monsters.
I just love breeding minigames. Don't even get me started about Dragon Warrior Monsters.
The LEDs I got for miniature photography were brutally harsh so with the power of magic, duct tape, and some wire hangers I made some attachable diffusers. Really exciting and motivating to get all this set up and be able to share fun stuff.
August 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The LEDs I got for miniature photography were brutally harsh so with the power of magic, duct tape, and some wire hangers I made some attachable diffusers. Really exciting and motivating to get all this set up and be able to share fun stuff.
Inspired by a previous convo: Anyone have fun/weird/fav pulls you've used for #TTRPG character inspiration to share? Mine:
- Lopez, a character in one (1) episode of The Expanse
- Upper Peninsula by Sufjan Stevens
- Las Bombas from Lloyd Alexander's Westmark
- Werewolf Gimmick by The Mountain Goats
- Lopez, a character in one (1) episode of The Expanse
- Upper Peninsula by Sufjan Stevens
- Las Bombas from Lloyd Alexander's Westmark
- Werewolf Gimmick by The Mountain Goats
August 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Inspired by a previous convo: Anyone have fun/weird/fav pulls you've used for #TTRPG character inspiration to share? Mine:
- Lopez, a character in one (1) episode of The Expanse
- Upper Peninsula by Sufjan Stevens
- Las Bombas from Lloyd Alexander's Westmark
- Werewolf Gimmick by The Mountain Goats
- Lopez, a character in one (1) episode of The Expanse
- Upper Peninsula by Sufjan Stevens
- Las Bombas from Lloyd Alexander's Westmark
- Werewolf Gimmick by The Mountain Goats
Apologies and spoilered if this is being too dark, but here's a comparison from the actual footage (National Airlines Flight 102, Bagram, Afghanistan, 2013)
Captain Brad Hasler
FO Jamie Lee Brokaw
Real people, a very sad story, and Amazon can just eat a whole bag of hockey smoked horse buttholes.
Captain Brad Hasler
FO Jamie Lee Brokaw
Real people, a very sad story, and Amazon can just eat a whole bag of hockey smoked horse buttholes.
August 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Apologies and spoilered if this is being too dark, but here's a comparison from the actual footage (National Airlines Flight 102, Bagram, Afghanistan, 2013)
Captain Brad Hasler
FO Jamie Lee Brokaw
Real people, a very sad story, and Amazon can just eat a whole bag of hockey smoked horse buttholes.
Captain Brad Hasler
FO Jamie Lee Brokaw
Real people, a very sad story, and Amazon can just eat a whole bag of hockey smoked horse buttholes.
No matter what level a #ttrpg campaign finishes as a coda I like to invite the players to level to max and play a high level dungeon/mini campaign, e.g. Wrath of the Lich Queen for 5e because I've done the conversion and it's my OG fav. One group even took the opportunity to do new "endgame" minis.
August 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
No matter what level a #ttrpg campaign finishes as a coda I like to invite the players to level to max and play a high level dungeon/mini campaign, e.g. Wrath of the Lich Queen for 5e because I've done the conversion and it's my OG fav. One group even took the opportunity to do new "endgame" minis.