Professor Jive
@professorjive.bsky.social
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
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August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
An important, life altering decision has been made.
July 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
An important, life altering decision has been made.
Fuck having abs. I'm over it. Embrace pizza. And cookies.
I am become thicc, destroyer of pastries.
I am become thicc, destroyer of pastries.
July 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fuck having abs. I'm over it. Embrace pizza. And cookies.
I am become thicc, destroyer of pastries.
I am become thicc, destroyer of pastries.
I've decided to name my ass cheeks "love" and "thunder."
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I've decided to name my ass cheeks "love" and "thunder."
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
Hogwarts Legacy 2 Could Feature Characters from the Books and Movies
The upcoming Hogwarts Legacy 2 could potentially feature more characters from the Harry Potter books and movies.
bit.ly
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
It was a day. There's been a lot of *days* this year. Today, the proper response, was sake.
April 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It was a day. There's been a lot of *days* this year. Today, the proper response, was sake.
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
If you see this post share your lock screen!
March 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If you see this post share your lock screen!
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"These guys don't give a f**k about free speech--they care about THEIR speech." Jon Stewart on the right's free speech crusade
March 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"These guys don't give a f**k about free speech--they care about THEIR speech." Jon Stewart on the right's free speech crusade
Imagine getting a call from a job recruiter asking if you'd be interested in a consulting role to do the exact thing you already do - and have been doing for nearly 11 years, with excellent reviews every year - at the company you currently work for.
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Imagine getting a call from a job recruiter asking if you'd be interested in a consulting role to do the exact thing you already do - and have been doing for nearly 11 years, with excellent reviews every year - at the company you currently work for.
Hey, do you like Lord of the Rings? Do you like the Wu-Tang Clan? Then baby, shove this in your earballs and smoke it
open.spotify.com/album/471apa...
open.spotify.com/album/471apa...
Enter the Fellowship
DJ Chubbs · Album · 2023 · 9 songs
open.spotify.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hey, do you like Lord of the Rings? Do you like the Wu-Tang Clan? Then baby, shove this in your earballs and smoke it
open.spotify.com/album/471apa...
open.spotify.com/album/471apa...
Why isn't there nice, relaxing music playing in office restrooms 24/7? I'd much rather listen to "The Girl from Ipanema" on loop, than to the colorful sounds of diarrhea ass rips and dribbling piss.
Alternatively - man I really wish I worked from home.
Alternatively - man I really wish I worked from home.
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why isn't there nice, relaxing music playing in office restrooms 24/7? I'd much rather listen to "The Girl from Ipanema" on loop, than to the colorful sounds of diarrhea ass rips and dribbling piss.
Alternatively - man I really wish I worked from home.
Alternatively - man I really wish I worked from home.
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Elon Musk warning about an unelected bureaucracy is like watching Drake sing "Not Like Us" at karaoke
February 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Elon Musk warning about an unelected bureaucracy is like watching Drake sing "Not Like Us" at karaoke
Man, I need to get involved with D&D again. I feel like it'll be the perfect creative outlet I'm looking for right now.
February 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Man, I need to get involved with D&D again. I feel like it'll be the perfect creative outlet I'm looking for right now.
Ventured out of my fortress of solitude to see one of my favorite bands, @phantogram.com, last night. Amazing show as always, and I acquired the sweetest of loot 🤘🏻
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Ventured out of my fortress of solitude to see one of my favorite bands, @phantogram.com, last night. Amazing show as always, and I acquired the sweetest of loot 🤘🏻
All right, time to get back on my bullshit. Slow and steady this time so I don't burnout.
Also because I'm old and everything hurts all the time.
Also because I'm old and everything hurts all the time.
February 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
All right, time to get back on my bullshit. Slow and steady this time so I don't burnout.
Also because I'm old and everything hurts all the time.
Also because I'm old and everything hurts all the time.
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I had to snip out my favourite moment from #TheGameAwards. @laratlarian.bsky.social's words echo the heart of every developer. The industry needs to listen.
We just want to make cool stuff for people.
#indiedev #gamedev
We just want to make cool stuff for people.
#indiedev #gamedev
December 13, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I had to snip out my favourite moment from #TheGameAwards. @laratlarian.bsky.social's words echo the heart of every developer. The industry needs to listen.
We just want to make cool stuff for people.
#indiedev #gamedev
We just want to make cool stuff for people.
#indiedev #gamedev
Holy shit "Secret Level" is so fucking good, neglect all your responsibilities and watch that shit RIGHT MEOW
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Holy shit "Secret Level" is so fucking good, neglect all your responsibilities and watch that shit RIGHT MEOW
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
Who's your birthday twin?
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Who's your birthday twin?
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“Oh a moot! Lemme follow!”
“Are they gonna follow me back?”
“Did they even notice me?”
“Are we still friends??”
“Do they hate me???”
“Are they gonna follow me back?”
“Did they even notice me?”
“Are we still friends??”
“Do they hate me???”
a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
“Oh a moot! Lemme follow!”
“Are they gonna follow me back?”
“Did they even notice me?”
“Are we still friends??”
“Do they hate me???”
“Are they gonna follow me back?”
“Did they even notice me?”
“Are we still friends??”
“Do they hate me???”