Professor Jive
professorjive.bsky.social
Professor Jive
@professorjive.bsky.social
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Love to see little acts of defiance on a Friday morning 💪🏻🏳️‍🌈
Florida locals defy Ron DeSantis by restoring Pulse rainbow crosswalk
People took matters into their own hands after the commemorative crosswalk was removed, and drew it back onto the ground.
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August 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
An important, life altering decision has been made.
July 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Fuck having abs. I'm over it. Embrace pizza. And cookies.

I am become thicc, destroyer of pastries.
July 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I've decided to name my ass cheeks "love" and "thunder."
June 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
June 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow
May 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It was a day. There's been a lot of *days* this year. Today, the proper response, was sake.
April 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.
April 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This is 41 ✌🏻🎉
April 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If you see this post share your lock screen!
March 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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"These guys don't give a f**k about free speech--they care about THEIR speech." Jon Stewart on the right's free speech crusade
March 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Imagine getting a call from a job recruiter asking if you'd be interested in a consulting role to do the exact thing you already do - and have been doing for nearly 11 years, with excellent reviews every year - at the company you currently work for.
March 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Hey, do you like Lord of the Rings? Do you like the Wu-Tang Clan? Then baby, shove this in your earballs and smoke it

open.spotify.com/album/471apa...
Enter the Fellowship
DJ Chubbs · Album · 2023 · 9 songs
open.spotify.com
March 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Why isn't there nice, relaxing music playing in office restrooms 24/7? I'd much rather listen to "The Girl from Ipanema" on loop, than to the colorful sounds of diarrhea ass rips and dribbling piss.

Alternatively - man I really wish I worked from home.
March 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Elon Musk warning about an unelected bureaucracy is like watching Drake sing "Not Like Us" at karaoke
February 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Man, I need to get involved with D&D again. I feel like it'll be the perfect creative outlet I'm looking for right now.
February 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ventured out of my fortress of solitude to see one of my favorite bands, @phantogram.com, last night. Amazing show as always, and I acquired the sweetest of loot 🤘🏻
February 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
All right, time to get back on my bullshit. Slow and steady this time so I don't burnout.

Also because I'm old and everything hurts all the time.
February 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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I had to snip out my favourite moment from #TheGameAwards. @laratlarian.bsky.social's words echo the heart of every developer. The industry needs to listen.

We just want to make cool stuff for people.

#indiedev #gamedev
December 13, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Holy shit "Secret Level" is so fucking good, neglect all your responsibilities and watch that shit RIGHT MEOW
December 12, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Name a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 PM
Who's your birthday twin?
November 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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“Oh a moot! Lemme follow!”

“Are they gonna follow me back?”

“Did they even notice me?”

“Are we still friends??”

“Do they hate me???”
a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a door and laughing while crying .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM