Professor Jive
@professorjive.bsky.social
Do you have a kitty to stroke?
(phrasing, I hear it)
(phrasing, I hear it)
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Do you have a kitty to stroke?
(phrasing, I hear it)
(phrasing, I hear it)
Are you trying to summon a demon or something? What is this sorcery?
August 12, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Are you trying to summon a demon or something? What is this sorcery?
KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG!
July 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG!
Oi, happy birthday Christie!
July 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Oi, happy birthday Christie!
I have no idea what either of those are but your cat is sweet
June 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I have no idea what either of those are but your cat is sweet
I'm moving on Saturday and still have packing to do, I'm reeeally counting on the hard deadline motivation to kick in soon 😅
May 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm moving on Saturday and still have packing to do, I'm reeeally counting on the hard deadline motivation to kick in soon 😅
Look at you how, what do you mean
a man wearing a leopard print sweater has the word schitts creek on the bottom left
ALT: a man wearing a leopard print sweater has the word schitts creek on the bottom left
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March 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Look at you how, what do you mean
You've seen Princess Mononoke, right? I have to ask, given your history of not seeing amazing movies.
March 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
You've seen Princess Mononoke, right? I have to ask, given your history of not seeing amazing movies.
Walk 500 more and make The Proclaimers proud
March 14, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Walk 500 more and make The Proclaimers proud