FKA-PFL
@professor-somethin.bsky.social
I shake it like jello, make the boys say, “Please stop.”
Vanity Fair really said
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Vanity Fair really said
Chanting “free Luigi” during this explanation of benefits Zoom meeting like it’s some sort of spell
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Chanting “free Luigi” during this explanation of benefits Zoom meeting like it’s some sort of spell
Popping on amidst Spotify Wrapped to remind folks that “no ethical consumption under capitalism” doesn’t mean “don’t try” or that all buying decisions are equally bad.
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Popping on amidst Spotify Wrapped to remind folks that “no ethical consumption under capitalism” doesn’t mean “don’t try” or that all buying decisions are equally bad.
I need a vacation from Earth (but not in the Katy Perry way)
July 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I need a vacation from Earth (but not in the Katy Perry way)
Happy Fuck This Day to everyone with a conscience, and happy Fuck This Night to everyone with a dog
July 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Happy Fuck This Day to everyone with a conscience, and happy Fuck This Night to everyone with a dog
Don’t know who needs to hear this, but vapes are not accessories.
May 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this, but vapes are not accessories.
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as my mother always said, the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his asshole
May 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
as my mother always said, the quickest way to a man’s heart is through his asshole
I don’t understand identifying as a side.* Are we not all sides up until the point of insertion?
May 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I don’t understand identifying as a side.* Are we not all sides up until the point of insertion?
You all look cute in your lil Beyoncé getups and all, but you *could not pay me* to wear red, white, and blue in 2025.
May 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You all look cute in your lil Beyoncé getups and all, but you *could not pay me* to wear red, white, and blue in 2025.
Pretty much the exact opposite in my experience, but go off I guess
May 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pretty much the exact opposite in my experience, but go off I guess
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im unique . everyone else is a type of gay based on a piece of media they consume
May 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
im unique . everyone else is a type of gay based on a piece of media they consume
A huge reason I don’t fuck with Burning Man
"i did a lot of drugs and now that's your problem" is such a funny type of guy. "we need to live without ego" your ego explicitly depends on viewing other people as emotionally and spirtually inferior
May 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A huge reason I don’t fuck with Burning Man
Say it with me: THE PROBLEM IS THE COST OF HIGHER EDUCATION, NOT THE “USEFULNESS” OF DEGREES
“Humanities degrees are useless” is propaganda that’s had the effect of convincing a whole generation that reading and critical thinking skills were unimportant. Now we’re reaping the results with mass illiteracy and a public eager to embrace conspiracy theories and fascism.
![tweet from Heather Swadley saying she hates the “useless degrees discourse” because society needs “historians, philosophers and English majors” and their decline is a "huge reason" we're in the mess we're in]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreih2tcokexowgmrttak73psbuvrfz36g7lfj5p4rj3jbnvorl7yt2u@jpeg)
April 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Say it with me: THE PROBLEM IS THE COST OF HIGHER EDUCATION, NOT THE “USEFULNESS” OF DEGREES
I love when work goes from borderline-boring to WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING to boring again all within the span of about 36 hours. It is so fun and cute and good for my nerves
April 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I love when work goes from borderline-boring to WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING to boring again all within the span of about 36 hours. It is so fun and cute and good for my nerves
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the elements of my zodiac sign:
April 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the elements of my zodiac sign:
I went my whole life not understanding anime crushes, and now that I’m entering my late 30s, I’m looking at the dads and uncles and grandpa of Food Wars like 😏 (WHATiswrongwithme)
April 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I went my whole life not understanding anime crushes, and now that I’m entering my late 30s, I’m looking at the dads and uncles and grandpa of Food Wars like 😏 (WHATiswrongwithme)
As a writer by profession and an artist in my free time, yes 🥰
writers artists
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April 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As a writer by profession and an artist in my free time, yes 🥰
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pulling off the mask on the united states and revealing it was scam nation this whole time
April 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
pulling off the mask on the united states and revealing it was scam nation this whole time
I had to take this photo for work socials, and it was a pain in the ass to get (Jones has many opinions: anti-cat, anti-bird, anti-photo, etc.), so now you gotta see it
April 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had to take this photo for work socials, and it was a pain in the ass to get (Jones has many opinions: anti-cat, anti-bird, anti-photo, etc.), so now you gotta see it
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I got tickets to the Kesha/Scissor Sisters Tits Out Tour! It may only be April, but it’s already shaping up to be a slutty summer. Mom would be so proud 🥲
April 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I got tickets to the Kesha/Scissor Sisters Tits Out Tour! It may only be April, but it’s already shaping up to be a slutty summer. Mom would be so proud 🥲
I hate the term “meet cute” so much. You mean a fucking interaction?
April 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I hate the term “meet cute” so much. You mean a fucking interaction?
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