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I shake it like jello, make the boys say, “Please stop.”
Vanity Fair really said
December 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Vanity Fair really said
Pretty much the exact opposite in my experience, but go off I guess
May 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pretty much the exact opposite in my experience, but go off I guess
I had to take this photo for work socials, and it was a pain in the ass to get (Jones has many opinions: anti-cat, anti-bird, anti-photo, etc.), so now you gotta see it
April 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had to take this photo for work socials, and it was a pain in the ass to get (Jones has many opinions: anti-cat, anti-bird, anti-photo, etc.), so now you gotta see it
Back in the United States, babyyyyyy 👎👎👎👎👎
April 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Back in the United States, babyyyyyy 👎👎👎👎👎
Fucking wild how in 2025, it is still impossible for me to be both white and Hispanic. Has the government never heard of Taco Bell? This is a very easy concept to grasp.
March 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Fucking wild how in 2025, it is still impossible for me to be both white and Hispanic. Has the government never heard of Taco Bell? This is a very easy concept to grasp.
Found this old passport photo while packing WHO IS SHE
March 17, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Found this old passport photo while packing WHO IS SHE
It is just so rude, nasty, and, indeed, homophobic that my body never looks more in-shape than when I am hungTHEENTIREFUCKover. I need my liver to have a serious talk with my abs about why this kind of behavior should not be rewarded.
March 2, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It is just so rude, nasty, and, indeed, homophobic that my body never looks more in-shape than when I am hungTHEENTIREFUCKover. I need my liver to have a serious talk with my abs about why this kind of behavior should not be rewarded.
I just think everyone should know that this avocado tree—grown from the pit of an avocado I used to make guacamole—is now taller than me 😌
February 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just think everyone should know that this avocado tree—grown from the pit of an avocado I used to make guacamole—is now taller than me 😌
Heavy on the skeet
February 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Heavy on the skeet
When my outfit’s bad and I know it 😔
February 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When my outfit’s bad and I know it 😔
Everything is bad except this
February 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Everything is bad except this
Okay but without them how could this happen? 🥰
(I hopped back in to say “I love you. I’m not reading that.”)
(I hopped back in to say “I love you. I’m not reading that.”)
January 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Okay but without them how could this happen? 🥰
(I hopped back in to say “I love you. I’m not reading that.”)
(I hopped back in to say “I love you. I’m not reading that.”)
Weary of hot takes, so here’s a recent #sewing project I really liked. The cacophony of patterns and charms was inspired by the cluttered backdrops of Ghibli films.
January 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Weary of hot takes, so here’s a recent #sewing project I really liked. The cacophony of patterns and charms was inspired by the cluttered backdrops of Ghibli films.
Thirst trap with an inspirational caption? Call that Chicken Soup for the Hole
January 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Thirst trap with an inspirational caption? Call that Chicken Soup for the Hole
Microdosing socialism and getting frozen yogurt 🫡🇸🇪
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Microdosing socialism and getting frozen yogurt 🫡🇸🇪
Whaaat? I hiked up there last year and had no idea it was the tallest in North America
January 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Whaaat? I hiked up there last year and had no idea it was the tallest in North America