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*Record Scratch* "Yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here..."
[0004885] Music disabled by viewing dwarf
January 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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[0000964] Tame bears keep guzzling the fortress' booze
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 AM
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[0003101] Square pit all the way down
January 2, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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no they do that actually
[0012847] Horse gets stuck "experiencing mortal fear"
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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[0010793] Dwarves never idle interact to form relationships
December 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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[0003081] persistent toxic splatter from forgotten beasts creates dwarven superfund sites
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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“I tell you of my mezzanine, with its cupped sound and partial views. It’s a sick middle, a grand tier in name only. But there was a balcony where, this time, the Romeos spoke to *me* from that perch”
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*
September 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A photo you'd use as an album cover
July 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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THAT'S GREAT!

It starts with:
❌ an earthquake
✅ birds 🥚🥚🥚
❌ snakes
✅ and aeroplanes
✅ and Lenny Bruce is not afraid 🪦🪦🪦
February 17, 2025 at 8:26 PM