You should try living here, i just gave blood, and the guy behind me was talking about how jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Took me a minute to realize this wasn't a post by Depths of Wikipedia

This sort of thing always reminds me of this xkcd:
xkcd.com/2501/

Last I remember, they won't butcher animals killed by military squads, they have to be hunted by a hunter or tamed and butchered. (Also, Ken felt anxious contemplating badger logistics)