I too was once a bright young lightbulb, but now I am trapped

I understand

Yeah, we took in 3 kittens and we’re still trying to find a home for this boy. We found a home for one of them, and we’re keeping one of them, but we have an older cat and 2 kittens is a bit much for him.

In their defense, it’s so hard to keep up with who was the latest one to bribe Trump

I’ve got one that’s up for adoption!

Just two dudes, sitting around braiding each other’s hair, nothing to be ashamed of

Wasn’t that the cast of Gilligan’s Island?

RFK Jr’s favorite holiday!

Ok but more importantly, why are political pundits teenagers now?

This is why I feel the constant urge to post about all of this on Facebook, even though the feedback is overwhelmingly “no one wants to see political posts on Facebook”

If they put cranberry sauce in a squeeze bottle I’d buy it