probablyRob
@probably-rob.bsky.social
I only post here because I was banned on the Jeremy Renner app™️
New for Christmas - Nazi Barbie now comes with her own Nazi Barbiemobile
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New for Christmas - Nazi Barbie now comes with her own Nazi Barbiemobile
My loneliness is killin' me
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My loneliness is killin' me
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
I’ve got one that’s up for adoption!
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’ve got one that’s up for adoption!
This is the chair your boss gets you when they want you to sit down, but not for very long
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This is the chair your boss gets you when they want you to sit down, but not for very long
Me looking over the bank statement: WHO HIRED THE HITMAN?
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Me looking over the bank statement: WHO HIRED THE HITMAN?
Tonight on CBS it’s an all new episode of FBI.
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tonight on CBS it’s an all new episode of FBI.
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
“Maggie and OA have infiltrated a gang of terrorists and they are just about to take them down when President Trumps orders them to drop all of that and arrest Bill Clinton.”
That’s funny when I search “hot guy 30 Rock” I get this
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
That’s funny when I search “hot guy 30 Rock” I get this
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Cats love routines.
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
As soon as I start getting ready for bed my Big Orange Boy jumps on the bed, rolls around, and purrs and purrs.
Little OCD kings
When Elon says we’ve got to take actions that are “hard, but necessary for survival” this is what he means
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 AM
When Elon says we’ve got to take actions that are “hard, but necessary for survival” this is what he means
I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal for the President to lie
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal for the President to lie
I can barely imagine dating 2 women
October 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I can barely imagine dating 2 women
Most people don’t realize Rob Schneider is an eldritch demon who wandered the Earth before germs
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Most people don’t realize Rob Schneider is an eldritch demon who wandered the Earth before germs
Friend: Does your acne moisturizer work?
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
October 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Friend: Does your acne moisturizer work?
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
Me: Yes my acne is extremely moist.
Everyone is complaining about what Trump is doing to the White House, but how bad could it be?
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Everyone is complaining about what Trump is doing to the White House, but how bad could it be?
RFK Jr’s lawyer: Why did I let him testify in his own defense?
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
RFK Jr’s lawyer: Why did I let him testify in his own defense?
The Crown Jewels were stolen you say? The police should really check out this website cause I think this case has already been cracked
October 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The Crown Jewels were stolen you say? The police should really check out this website cause I think this case has already been cracked
Good turnout at the No Kings protest in Memphis
October 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Good turnout at the No Kings protest in Memphis