Privilege Boy
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Pisces: This week, someone unexpected will tell you, "I'm Italian, so the sauce is actually very important to me."
J.K. Rowling's transphobia did save us from Jill Stein founding a Hufflepuff Party.
December 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
J.K. Rowling's transphobia did save us from Jill Stein founding a Hufflepuff Party.
Matthew Stafford is the all-time leader in making Defensive Backs go, "No! I should have had it!"
December 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Matthew Stafford is the all-time leader in making Defensive Backs go, "No! I should have had it!"
Bijan Robinson vs Jahmyr Gibbs should inspire fervor akin to McGwire vs Sosa, but the Falcons keep fumbling the bag.
December 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Bijan Robinson vs Jahmyr Gibbs should inspire fervor akin to McGwire vs Sosa, but the Falcons keep fumbling the bag.
Many people are sacrifing peripheral vision for the sake of fashionable Eyewear.
My fellow Dahmer Lenswearers know they shouldn't be driving or doing anything important at all.
My fellow Dahmer Lenswearers know they shouldn't be driving or doing anything important at all.
December 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Many people are sacrifing peripheral vision for the sake of fashionable Eyewear.
My fellow Dahmer Lenswearers know they shouldn't be driving or doing anything important at all.
My fellow Dahmer Lenswearers know they shouldn't be driving or doing anything important at all.
Pretty sick that either the Packers or Bears will lose today.
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pretty sick that either the Packers or Bears will lose today.
Wendy's chicken strips dipped in chili will fix your dumb ass right up.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Wendy's chicken strips dipped in chili will fix your dumb ass right up.
I have prepared a list of short quips for if I ever need a prosthetic limb. Quips that inspire, inform & delight.
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have prepared a list of short quips for if I ever need a prosthetic limb. Quips that inspire, inform & delight.
I'm glad I am numb to the Lions getting bent over by whitey (refs) every week.
FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm glad I am numb to the Lions getting bent over by whitey (refs) every week.
FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
I got fired from Stuart Little 1 for pitching the tagline "Get This Mouse Some Pussy"
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I got fired from Stuart Little 1 for pitching the tagline "Get This Mouse Some Pussy"
Frank Ragnow coming out of retirement might be the best news I've ever received.
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Frank Ragnow coming out of retirement might be the best news I've ever received.
Oh hell yeah. They've got a Red Lobster commercial with the young black CEO introducing lemon pepper flavor. Oh hell yeah.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh hell yeah. They've got a Red Lobster commercial with the young black CEO introducing lemon pepper flavor. Oh hell yeah.
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The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The feeling I felt watching was familiar but I couldn't place it for a few minutes....then I realised....I felt the way I feel when I'm at a party and Cards Against Humanity comes out.
Jahmyr Gibbs, man.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Jahmyr Gibbs, man.
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Sublime, no need to click, I got everything I need from the headline-pic combo
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sublime, no need to click, I got everything I need from the headline-pic combo
No more Chase commercials with the middle aged blonde brat Foster sisters.
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No more Chase commercials with the middle aged blonde brat Foster sisters.
Was The Mask really yelling, "somebody suck me"?
That's insane behavior
That's insane behavior
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Was The Mask really yelling, "somebody suck me"?
That's insane behavior
That's insane behavior
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same
Drake London now has a back injury as well as an illness, but got limited work.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Drake London now has a back injury as well as an illness
Falcons wide receiver Drake London did not practice on Wednesday because of an illness.
www.nbcsports.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
same
*Welcoming an alien to Earth*
Ok, so you got your K-Pops, and then you got your K-Cups... They got almost nothin' to do with each other. Everybody here is pissed about it.
Ok, so you got your K-Pops, and then you got your K-Cups... They got almost nothin' to do with each other. Everybody here is pissed about it.
November 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
*Welcoming an alien to Earth*
Ok, so you got your K-Pops, and then you got your K-Cups... They got almost nothin' to do with each other. Everybody here is pissed about it.
Ok, so you got your K-Pops, and then you got your K-Cups... They got almost nothin' to do with each other. Everybody here is pissed about it.
Sorry I was racist, I'm method acting for the role of Thomas, Friend to All. There is nothing in the source material to suggest he had a racist bone in his body.
But if he saw you taking your sweet time using the crosswalk like I just saw? Yeah. I think he'd make a racist scene. I really do.
But if he saw you taking your sweet time using the crosswalk like I just saw? Yeah. I think he'd make a racist scene. I really do.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sorry I was racist, I'm method acting for the role of Thomas, Friend to All. There is nothing in the source material to suggest he had a racist bone in his body.
But if he saw you taking your sweet time using the crosswalk like I just saw? Yeah. I think he'd make a racist scene. I really do.
But if he saw you taking your sweet time using the crosswalk like I just saw? Yeah. I think he'd make a racist scene. I really do.
I didn't hear any of you mopes whining about AI when Pixar harvested all our data to create Toy Story 2's Doll Repair scene.
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I didn't hear any of you mopes whining about AI when Pixar harvested all our data to create Toy Story 2's Doll Repair scene.
The terrific Trevor Lawrence-Travis Hunter New Balance commercial is the ANTITHESIS OF THE GOD FORSAKEN GOOGLE SHOO-SHOO-SUGARTOWN COMMERCIAL. I'M GOING NUTS!
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The terrific Trevor Lawrence-Travis Hunter New Balance commercial is the ANTITHESIS OF THE GOD FORSAKEN GOOGLE SHOO-SHOO-SUGARTOWN COMMERCIAL. I'M GOING NUTS!
Jonathan Vilma has now said "6-7" to Trump twice in the booth lol
Idk what's going on
Idk what's going on
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Jonathan Vilma has now said "6-7" to Trump twice in the booth lol
Idk what's going on
Idk what's going on
Sometimes I wish I was Josh Allen instead of me
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Sometimes I wish I was Josh Allen instead of me
If I'm at your Birthday Party, I am forcing everyone to go around in a circle & say to you, "Hey... Happy Birthday..."
But like how Jeremy Allen White would say it... after it's been a rough year for the both of you, but Birthdays are important in this Family.
But like how Jeremy Allen White would say it... after it's been a rough year for the both of you, but Birthdays are important in this Family.
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 AM
If I'm at your Birthday Party, I am forcing everyone to go around in a circle & say to you, "Hey... Happy Birthday..."
But like how Jeremy Allen White would say it... after it's been a rough year for the both of you, but Birthdays are important in this Family.
But like how Jeremy Allen White would say it... after it's been a rough year for the both of you, but Birthdays are important in this Family.
Are your parents *actually* divorced, or are they just 2 gay people who disagree on you applying to trade school after your gap year?
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Are your parents *actually* divorced, or are they just 2 gay people who disagree on you applying to trade school after your gap year?