PrivateSpidey🕷️🕸️
@privatespidey.bsky.social
He/Him, 23, Mexican, The Number One Blue Beetle Fan, And That Guy Over There
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Wait shit I can have a pinned post?
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We’re getting there
November 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
We’re getting there
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How am I supposed to take Alastor seriously as a master manipulator who is super powerful and dangerous when he thought it was a good idea to go one on one with the most powerful Angel without literally anything that could actually hurt or kill him
Hazbin Hotel Season 1 is the worst fucking show I've ever seen in my life oh my fucking god how dare you people give this thing money
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 AM
How am I supposed to take Alastor seriously as a master manipulator who is super powerful and dangerous when he thought it was a good idea to go one on one with the most powerful Angel without literally anything that could actually hurt or kill him
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Still No Context
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Still No Context
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No context
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
No context
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It’s the funniest shit ever, Prime 3 was supposed to have side missions where you actually Collect Bounties for currency to upgrade your ship and weapons and stuff I think, or maybe just for the sake of side missions, and Nintendo just went “Oh she doesn’t do that”
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s the funniest shit ever, Prime 3 was supposed to have side missions where you actually Collect Bounties for currency to upgrade your ship and weapons and stuff I think, or maybe just for the sake of side missions, and Nintendo just went “Oh she doesn’t do that”
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Not even one
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Not even one
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I’m gonna hold out hope that this is just in the opening hours as a tutorial
Oof. 😢
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I’m gonna hold out hope that this is just in the opening hours as a tutorial
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Man
I can just Make Stuff like this that’s crazy
I can just Make Stuff like this that’s crazy
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Man
I can just Make Stuff like this that’s crazy
I can just Make Stuff like this that’s crazy
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Arcee’s full design sheet!
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Arcee’s full design sheet!
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Anyone buys this for me and I will marry them on the spot
My in laws have always said that I’m a difficult person to gift shop for. They have no idea how simple I am.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anyone buys this for me and I will marry them on the spot
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I’m still fucking reeling from “11/10th will officially be John Cena Day from now on” that’s like, an actual real thing in Massachusetts now lmao
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’m still fucking reeling from “11/10th will officially be John Cena Day from now on” that’s like, an actual real thing in Massachusetts now lmao
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I just discovered there’s a fuckin Unicron Pen Holder and I kinda want it now lmao
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I just discovered there’s a fuckin Unicron Pen Holder and I kinda want it now lmao
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I’m fucking crying
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m fucking crying
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No seriously how the fuck did they get Elijah Wood for this
I've also been rewatching bits of it, and man Sigma's genuinely one of my favorite villains, bro's so fucking creepy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
No seriously how the fuck did they get Elijah Wood for this
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Yeah fuckin right
Halo Studios says they have 'multiple Halo titles in development' 🎮
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Yeah fuckin right
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Yeah
Yeah this is my Arcee now
Yeah this is my Arcee now
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yeah
Yeah this is my Arcee now
Yeah this is my Arcee now
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Then get ready to never make a playable video game ever again, dipshits
Square Enix wants 70% of its QA work to be handled by generative AI by the end of 2027, in partnership with the University of Tokyo's Matsuo-Iwasawa Laboratory. https://bit.ly/4qKdyQR
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Then get ready to never make a playable video game ever again, dipshits
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Didn’t even know this was ever in the cards til now lmao
'Star Trek 4’ is reportedly no longer happening
Paramount is moving on from the cast led by Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Zoe Saldana
(via Variety)
Paramount is moving on from the cast led by Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Zoe Saldana
(via Variety)
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Didn’t even know this was ever in the cards til now lmao
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
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I’ve never been this invested in an election for any mayor, let alone of a city I don’t live anywhere near and have absolutely nothing to do with
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’ve never been this invested in an election for any mayor, let alone of a city I don’t live anywhere near and have absolutely nothing to do with
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I think I broke my coworker’s brain a bit when I told him Elizabeth could just Leave whenever she wanted the whole time making over half of the game completely pointless
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I think I broke my coworker’s brain a bit when I told him Elizabeth could just Leave whenever she wanted the whole time making over half of the game completely pointless
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Heartbreaking: it really does turn out the more you draw something from different angles, the better and more consistent you get at drawing that thing
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Heartbreaking: it really does turn out the more you draw something from different angles, the better and more consistent you get at drawing that thing
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My coworker just went “my dad wouldn’t let me watch normal kid shows cuz he thought they were annoying, so he went “here Star Wars made a show, watch that” I’m fucking crying lmao
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My coworker just went “my dad wouldn’t let me watch normal kid shows cuz he thought they were annoying, so he went “here Star Wars made a show, watch that” I’m fucking crying lmao
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Anyway Reach should have been the last Halo game. *Mayyyybe* 4 if you push it cuz I do think 4 had some cool parts and ideas
After that, burn it all
After that, burn it all
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Anyway Reach should have been the last Halo game. *Mayyyybe* 4 if you push it cuz I do think 4 had some cool parts and ideas
After that, burn it all
After that, burn it all