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He/Him, 23, Mexican, The Number One Blue Beetle Fan, And That Guy Over There
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Wait shit I can have a pinned post?
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Man

I can just Make Stuff like this that’s crazy
Arcee’s full design sheet!
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Arcee’s full design sheet!
November 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Anyone buys this for me and I will marry them on the spot
My in laws have always said that I’m a difficult person to gift shop for. They have no idea how simple I am.
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I’m still fucking reeling from “11/10th will officially be John Cena Day from now on” that’s like, an actual real thing in Massachusetts now lmao
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I just discovered there’s a fuckin Unicron Pen Holder and I kinda want it now lmao
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Yes
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I’m fucking crying
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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No seriously how the fuck did they get Elijah Wood for this
I've also been rewatching bits of it, and man Sigma's genuinely one of my favorite villains, bro's so fucking creepy.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Yeah fuckin right
Halo Studios says they have 'multiple Halo titles in development' 🎮
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Yeah

Yeah this is my Arcee now
November 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Then get ready to never make a playable video game ever again, dipshits
Square Enix wants 70% of its QA work to be handled by generative AI by the end of 2027, in partnership with the University of Tokyo's Matsuo-Iwasawa Laboratory. https://bit.ly/4qKdyQR
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Didn’t even know this was ever in the cards til now lmao
'Star Trek 4’ is reportedly no longer happening

Paramount is moving on from the cast led by Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, and Zoe Saldana

(via Variety)
November 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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LOOKS LIKE WOKE’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I’ve never been this invested in an election for any mayor, let alone of a city I don’t live anywhere near and have absolutely nothing to do with
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I think I broke my coworker’s brain a bit when I told him Elizabeth could just Leave whenever she wanted the whole time making over half of the game completely pointless
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Heartbreaking: it really does turn out the more you draw something from different angles, the better and more consistent you get at drawing that thing
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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My coworker just went “my dad wouldn’t let me watch normal kid shows cuz he thought they were annoying, so he went “here Star Wars made a show, watch that” I’m fucking crying lmao
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Anyway Reach should have been the last Halo game. *Mayyyybe* 4 if you push it cuz I do think 4 had some cool parts and ideas

After that, burn it all
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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Well that's not good
Twitch is cooked I think
November 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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The real downfall of Halo was when they stopped naming the ships and other stuff the sickest shit you’ve ever heard in your life

We don’t get shit like the Pillar of Autumn, or the In Amber Clad, or High Charity: Holy City of the Covenant, or Truth and Reconciliation anymore

We get Infinity
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Bioshock Infinite, much like Future Diary, leaves me feeling like a Worse Person after finishing
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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The funniest part is this could have been used as further evidence that Booker is Comstock, like Booker is just racist and sees oppressed people rising up against their oppressors as racism, much like how Comstock would see it

But no

Booker’s right. Both Sides Are Bad
RACISM

GOES

BOTH

WAYS

-Booker DeWitt
November 2, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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RACISM

GOES

BOTH

WAYS

-Booker DeWitt
October 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Of

Fucking

Course
Ok doing some digging Comstock and Booker weren't gonna be connected AT ALL in early development
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Killing Booker should not Erase All Comstocks across All Realities that makes absolutely no sense, especially when we literally just walked past Infinite Bookers and their Infinite Elizabeths in the lighthouse room thing
Also Ken Levine totally thinks Multiverse travel and Time Travel are the same thing, and not in the Multiverse Theory way where you go back and change something it creates an alternate timeline, but he literally thinks if you open a portal to a world in the past, you are in Your World’s Past
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM