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Siren
@primordialsiren.bsky.social
Nothing artificial about my intelligence, I'm just THIS genuinely fucking stupid
I love mushrooms, they’re so earthy and aromantic <3
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fujoshis hearing about Donald Trump x Bill Clinton
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Steam Machine will be powered by electricity, not steam power.
November 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Today at work I was helping a customer find downproof fabric. I showed her and her husband where it was and when she thanked me my brain was caught between saying "no worries" and "you're welcome" but malfunctioned and what came out was "no welcome" and I wanted to crawl in hole die
April 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I just had a shower so cold that when I stepped under the water, I immediately got light headed and dizzy
March 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just ate beetroot for the first time!
March 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Me: hmm I wonder what to make for lunch tomorrow... *looks to my cat* what do you think buddy?

My Cat: well since you asked, what about mac n cheese? Perhaps paired with a fresh green salad.

Me: ... ????

My Cat: .... meaow
March 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
March 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The wheel has spoken and my starter is Scorbunny
Gonna be replaying Pokemon Sword. I wanna do a nuzlocke this time. Excited to see how that's gonna go!! I'll be using spin the wheel to decide my starter and which pokemon get to stay in my party.
#pokemon #pokemonsword
March 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Gonna be replaying Pokemon Sword. I wanna do a nuzlocke this time. Excited to see how that's gonna go!! I'll be using spin the wheel to decide my starter and which pokemon get to stay in my party.
#pokemon #pokemonsword
March 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Ahh bread
We worship pizza in all its forms: thick and thin, hot and cold, frozen and delivery. In the name of the sauce, the cheese, and the whole wheat crust, praise Cheezus.
March 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Every time I read the headlines, @effinbirds.com
March 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Obsessed with this lil fella named Subaru!!
I think Subaru is slowly improving on the wheezing front
March 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You piss there, and boss music starts playing
very intimidating pub toilet
March 18, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The upside to the Internet is that sometimes, there is animal
March 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I came home from work last night and my mom and aunt were dying laughing trying to tell me the repair man they hired to look at our geyser, is named Piss Willie and has a fondness for pensioned women
March 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM