I love mushrooms, they’re so earthy and aromantic <3

Fujoshis hearing about Donald Trump x Bill Clinton

Steam Machine will be powered by electricity, not steam power.

steam machine de la abuela

Today at work I was helping a customer find downproof fabric. I showed her and her husband where it was and when she thanked me my brain was caught between saying "no worries" and "you're welcome" but malfunctioned and what came out was "no welcome" and I wanted to crawl in hole die

I just had a shower so cold that when I stepped under the water, I immediately got light headed and dizzy

Just ate beetroot for the first time!

Me: hmm I wonder what to make for lunch tomorrow... *looks to my cat* what do you think buddy?

My Cat: well since you asked, what about mac n cheese? Perhaps paired with a fresh green salad.

Me: ... ????

My Cat: .... meaow

Meet Rengoku!

#pokemonsword #scorbunny #pokemon

The wheel has spoken and my starter is Scorbunny

Gonna be replaying Pokemon Sword. I wanna do a nuzlocke this time. Excited to see how that's gonna go!! I'll be using spin the wheel to decide my starter and which pokemon get to stay in my party.
#pokemon #pokemonsword

Ahh bread

Every time I read the headlines, @effinbirds.com

Obsessed with this lil fella named Subaru!!

You piss there, and boss music starts playing

The upside to the Internet is that sometimes, there is animal

I came home from work last night and my mom and aunt were dying laughing trying to tell me the repair man they hired to look at our geyser, is named Piss Willie and has a fondness for pensioned women