Mallory Langston
@primnimproper.bsky.social
Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, former indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
I made dis. (The kid and the costume.) 😊
November 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I made dis. (The kid and the costume.) 😊
Socks is still very, very, exceptionally cute. Just in case you need him.
June 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Socks is still very, very, exceptionally cute. Just in case you need him.
Socks went to the vet this morning, but he's too wittle for anything other than the tiniest dose of dewormer (just in case). 😊 Vet said he's not confident in determining sex right now, but I'm fairly certain there's a tiny little coin purse there. Enjoy this cuteness:
May 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Socks went to the vet this morning, but he's too wittle for anything other than the tiniest dose of dewormer (just in case). 😊 Vet said he's not confident in determining sex right now, but I'm fairly certain there's a tiny little coin purse there. Enjoy this cuteness:
Louise is still very good at this orphan kitten stuff.
May 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Louise is still very good at this orphan kitten stuff.
Bean needs uppies, pronto!
May 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Bean needs uppies, pronto!
It's not that I have a favorite--it's just that I have a Bean.
March 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's not that I have a favorite--it's just that I have a Bean.
If you think five cats is too many, consider that Bean is our fifth, and ask whether you'd deny yourself this love? 😁 (She wanted to be held.)
February 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you think five cats is too many, consider that Bean is our fifth, and ask whether you'd deny yourself this love? 😁 (She wanted to be held.)