Mallory Langston
@primnimproper.bsky.social
Sorta-sabbitical-ing lawyer mom, former indigent parent counsel, plush robe and blanket enthusiast, Roger the alien fangirl, casually profane, bakes and builds shit.
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Remember to call and urge others to call these hotlines if they see something they suspect to be related to immigration enforcement actions. In Charlotte, Carolina Migrant Network at (704) 740-7737.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Remember to call and urge others to call these hotlines if they see something they suspect to be related to immigration enforcement actions. In Charlotte, Carolina Migrant Network at (704) 740-7737.
You're welcome! I regularly use the setting powder, blush, and bronzer without a reaction as well. I haven't tried the sculpting sticks yet, but my impression of the brand as a whole is that they've made a concerted effort to make everything non-irritating. Here's hoping it works well for you too!
November 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You're welcome! I regularly use the setting powder, blush, and bronzer without a reaction as well. I haven't tried the sculpting sticks yet, but my impression of the brand as a whole is that they've made a concerted effort to make everything non-irritating. Here's hoping it works well for you too!
Have you tried the Haus Labs foundation? It says it's medium coverage, but it's buildable. Plays well with my skin that likes to overreact to everything.
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Have you tried the Haus Labs foundation? It says it's medium coverage, but it's buildable. Plays well with my skin that likes to overreact to everything.
Thank you! As much as it sucks, I'm grateful that my first real symptom is one that practically screams "THIS IS A HORMONE THING, LADY!" 😁
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Thank you! As much as it sucks, I'm grateful that my first real symptom is one that practically screams "THIS IS A HORMONE THING, LADY!" 😁
Anyway, IDK about you other geriatric millennials, but I'm just a baby, so this seems way too early for this shit. But it was comforting to me to hear from friends who were in it, so here's some long-distance solidarity for anyone who needs it.
a group of older women are dancing together in a living room while a woman says `` we 're old '' .
ALT: a group of older women are dancing together in a living room while a woman says `` we 're old '' .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Anyway, IDK about you other geriatric millennials, but I'm just a baby, so this seems way too early for this shit. But it was comforting to me to hear from friends who were in it, so here's some long-distance solidarity for anyone who needs it.
My sister and I talked last night, and we don't remember our mom talking about anything that might have been peri symptoms any time in her 40s. We only remember her talking about hot flashes in what would have been her 50s.(If you don't know, we lost our mom in September 2023, so we can't ask her.)
November 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My sister and I talked last night, and we don't remember our mom talking about anything that might have been peri symptoms any time in her 40s. We only remember her talking about hot flashes in what would have been her 50s.(If you don't know, we lost our mom in September 2023, so we can't ask her.)
It only took 4 years for Mario to find the star power up.
November 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It only took 4 years for Mario to find the star power up.
The heater went out in my car in my early twenties, and I drove with an electric blanket plugged into an adapter into the cigarette lighter for a full winter. 😁
October 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The heater went out in my car in my early twenties, and I drove with an electric blanket plugged into an adapter into the cigarette lighter for a full winter. 😁
So when I see these goons running around our beautiful cities with the equivalent of a toddler's tube top wrapped around their entire head for HOURS ON END, I know they are fucking miserable. Licking boots and sucking synthetic fibers all day long. Bitchass losers. It's the little things in life.
October 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
So when I see these goons running around our beautiful cities with the equivalent of a toddler's tube top wrapped around their entire head for HOURS ON END, I know they are fucking miserable. Licking boots and sucking synthetic fibers all day long. Bitchass losers. It's the little things in life.
Thank you! We just had their annual checkups, and everybody is in great health. 😊
September 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Thank you! We just had their annual checkups, and everybody is in great health. 😊
This reply is a young gen X/ geriatric millennial banger, and for that, I salute you.
September 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This reply is a young gen X/ geriatric millennial banger, and for that, I salute you.
You in the mood for fajitas, strawberry toaster strudel, waffles topped with Callebaut milk chocolate chips, a sharp cheddar stick with dill pickle spear wrapped in a piece of deli meat, or Neapolitan ice cream?
September 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
You in the mood for fajitas, strawberry toaster strudel, waffles topped with Callebaut milk chocolate chips, a sharp cheddar stick with dill pickle spear wrapped in a piece of deli meat, or Neapolitan ice cream?