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Alan Schussman
@prettygoodhat.bsky.social
Trans rights

Data science, rstats, sometimes video games, hobby shiny apps

Once a sociologist, FLG -> SEA

More Als, less AIs

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As these ads appear everywhere in my workspace, I don’t understand the pitch, genuinely. Do I want to hire an artist who can’t describe her own vision? Do I want to be an analyst who hasn’t read the research, or hire that analyst? I sure as hell don’t want to read an analysis that nobody wrote.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Reposted by Alan Schussman
The value of knowledge is in having done the work. The value of research is in having done the research. The value of a summary is in having summarized the information. The value of writing is in having done the writing.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
For my senior high school yearbook photos I had to put on an open back smock thing that was supposed to look like a tuxedo on the front, too.
There’s no way this is real
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I am crying with joy at how good the chorus of this is.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Got some good tacos today, everybody.
November 17, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mods are asleep, post crows.
November 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Kringles Korner is a go.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
HS teacher was reupholstering a chair with her rx glasses off, couldn’t get the big staple gun to fire, pressed it to her chest for leverage and sunk a half inch staple into her breastbone. She shouted at her husband “You loaded the staples backwards!”

(She had a lot of good self-injury stories)
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Looking up migraine-tinnitus relationship for reasons, and aaah 3d bar chart jump scare in this 2015 article!
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🎉 Katie Wilson’s gonna be mayor and the newspaper’s comments section is very angry.
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
RideShare is back! Thanks to a (likely temporary) auth workaround. C'mon, Peloton, you'll get so much love from an official oauth flow. #hobbyshinyapps #rstats
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Thomas gave them two chances and they couldn’t get it done. Dang.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
How do you not mark literally everybody on a corner when you have more guys than the other team?
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Any pals interested in a couple months trial of Qobuz?
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If the wrapper's not ript,
you must acquit
I’m thinking either:

Grand Jury Puts Prosecutors Through Grinder

Or

No True Baloney

Will be my contribution to the sandwich thing today.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I know they say you shouldn’t ever use die charts, but I think this is a good application.
"How Do Adventurers Die?"

Source: QuestBusters, March 1988.
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Bummer. Peloton maybe killed the API? RideShare … dead?
November 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
These mailers supporting the Harrell campaign, funded by — I guess — big construction guys? Sure are dark and mean-spirited. No wonder he’s getting his ass kicked.
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Alan Schussman
a trans girl in college committed suicide days ago amid discrimination against her easily tied to this administration’s policies. npr and other media should cover that too
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 22d
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The sign is up, it’s real: El Rinconsito in my part of town. I’m going to get so many tacos!
Omg the sign is finally on the building!! Its been rumored for so long that i was wondering if it would ever happen!! #ElRinconsito #Seattle
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Mods are asleep, throw the ball!
October 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Alan Schussman
The attacks during this campaign have been far more personal and negative (and misleading) than we were expecting. The good news? Seattle voters don’t seem to be buying it. The more the mayor attacks me, the more voters look at him skeptically.
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's probably the least awful thing about the whole video, but I'm personally laughing a lot at the Uptoown platform sign.
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I just made an amazing discovery that is bringing me some small joy:

Magnets actually stick to the front of my new refrigerator.

This is like finding a coelacanth in the trunk.
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM