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Ele
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pretocaviar.bsky.social
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
October 5, 2024 at 9:25 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
profissional em espantar noia
October 4, 2024 at 12:32 PM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
October 4, 2024 at 11:37 AM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man in a Snoopy costume hands a pill to another man in Snoopy costume and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy rave." They take the drugs and their eyes expand and one says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." They dance in a dark club to Deep House music with a group of other Snoopys. They dance in Snoopy's signature style as displayed in "A Charlie Brown Christmas." A guy dressed as Brian Griffin walks in. One Snoopy says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another one says "get the fuck out of here, dude."
October 2, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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bskyofcats.bsky.social
ready for halloween
October 2, 2024 at 12:10 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
parece até que eu que inventei essas palavras pprt
September 30, 2024 at 9:27 PM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
SPOOKY SEASON LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
September 30, 2024 at 9:23 PM
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stonkers.bsky.social
A legend walks among us
A person standing in a subway car wearing a black t-shirt that reads: "I'm fat because every time I fuck your dad he pours bacon grease down my throat"
September 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Toddler and Pit Bull. Toddler and Pit Bull both sit at a bar with drinks in hand. Pit bull says "she's taking the kids in the divorce..." Toddler puts his hand on pit bull's shoulder and says "that's fucked up man." The extremely worried bartender says "neither of you can be in here!!! Who served you drinks?"
September 30, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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blueheronfarm.bsky.social
That is a grown ass man in there
Two wee kittens and a large cat nursing on a mama cat.
September 30, 2024 at 2:21 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
não querendo me auto diagnosticar mas tem algo de errado gomigo
September 27, 2024 at 3:01 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
eu sou apenas um vira lata caramelo preso no corpo de um negão de 1,90
September 26, 2024 at 11:17 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
September 25, 2024 at 4:54 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
negros vao tipo "subway chupas"

meu irmão em cristo voce fez o sanduba
September 25, 2024 at 4:53 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
mulheres com ombros musculosos
September 24, 2024 at 1:07 PM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
telemarketing
September 24, 2024 at 6:12 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
acho impressionante que 100% das biqueiras que eu conheço em sp funcionam 24h
September 24, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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catturd2.bsky.social
GEE I WONDER WHO TRIED TO KNOCK THE TREAT JAR OFF THE COUNTER ONLY TO BE FOILED WHEN IT LANDED LID SIDE DOWN AND THEN PUSHED IT HALFWAY ACROSS THE KITCHEN BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THEIR PLAN.
September 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
moon knight talvez seja meu herói favorito, pq ele é insano, desequilibrado, fanático, obsessivo, sociopata e esquizofrênico

me lembra um mano que eu gosto mt
September 22, 2024 at 9:46 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
eu sou algo assustador de se ver na rua de noite, graças a deus

posso andar livremente pela noite sem ninguém me incomodar
September 22, 2024 at 9:35 AM
pretocaviar.bsky.social
lê-se "copenhaguem" mas na caixa vem escrito algo tipo "monenehwneheehwsnem"
September 22, 2024 at 12:15 AM