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Jared
@pretendmaker.bsky.social
streaming on http://twitch.tv/pretendmaker + vids on YT. autoimmune disease + OCD champion. elite hoops watcher. MFA valedictorian. smart & good. mostly on twitter
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Love Yourself A Fire

A video about love, vulnerability, and Red Dead Redemption II

My first of many. Out now.
youtu.be/6L0-GagCfM0
after being reported missing for 3 days elon musk’s body found in the back of self-driving tesla taxi. Authorities were unable to stop the vehicle until it ran out of battery
June 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i feel like every time my gf has jrock videos playing she goes “that guy injects silicone into his balls.” just a normal celebrity fact
April 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I REPEAT ITS NOT SOFTCORE IN THE SLIGHTEST
Dawg we found some of his foxy fighter videos and this shit is nasty
April 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
in grummz official em8er server right now and things are going well
April 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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What the fuck is happening to discord my server
April 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Breaking news: guy who backs grummz doesn’t actually believe in anything
April 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
March 31, 2025 at 8:06 AM
grummz
March 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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March 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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during grummz time at blizzard, red 5, and his time when he was supposed to be working on em8er and to 3 days ago, he’s living a second life

here are all the details with the archival evidence + more

timeline video:
Goonernomicon: Grummz | Part 1
YouTube video by MLYP
youtu.be
March 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
March 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So true, grummz
March 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
First hot day of the year…
March 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Didn’t even need a cosigner
March 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They’re talking like Ubisoft killed JFK. That’s crazy. Obviously it was Blizzard
March 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Warriors Bucks game would have been done over an hour ago if Giannis didn’t have so many free throw attempts
March 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I’m having pizza rolls while my girlfriend is having bagel bites. A real his and hers situation rn
March 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
GPII best player in warriors history???
Gary Payton II
6-of-6 from the field 🎯
March 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Jokic deliberately missing a game to make the Warriors run look more fraudulent. Hate to see it
March 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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BIG NEWS: I’m absolutely overjoyed to announce that Sin Eater is being published by Hunters Entertainment!! We’ll be launching our Kickstarter in May, so please hit the “Notify me on launch” button on the link below & share this with all your spooky goth TTRPG friends!
March 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Trying to catch up here. Looking to follow more people in the #hashtag #videogame #games and #basketball #nba #warriors spaces. Lmao I hate doing posts like this
March 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will be wearing green today, not to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, but to defend myself from those claiming to be celebrating St. Patrick’s Day
March 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
need to play more Skyrim again
March 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
great game for NBA podcasters. terrible game for terrible game for social media discourse
Draymond has been vocal toward KAT so far 😳
March 16, 2025 at 7:11 AM