President Musk
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President Musk
@presidentmusk.bsky.social
· Jan 23
please stop calling me Adolf Titler #presidentmusk
hey siri how big should men’s nipples be
February 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
hey siri how big should men’s nipples be
Can people please stop replying “your mother” on the What Did You Do Last Week email. Thx #presidentmusk #doge
February 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Can people please stop replying “your mother” on the What Did You Do Last Week email. Thx #presidentmusk #doge
Are we all having fun yet? #presidentmusk
February 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Are we all having fun yet? #presidentmusk
please stop calling me Adolf Titler #presidentmusk
January 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
please stop calling me Adolf Titler #presidentmusk
working from mar-a-lago is ok though #presidentmusk
January 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
working from mar-a-lago is ok though #presidentmusk
Hint: it’s not me #presidentmusk
Please use #PresidentMusk liberally (pun intended! 🤣)
You know who won’t like it at all.
You know who won’t like it at all.
January 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hint: it’s not me #presidentmusk
also your mom #presidentmusk
Elon Musk's pre-inauguration to-do list:
- Ketamine
... That is all.
#elonmusk #presidentmusk #vptrump #inauguration #potus #vpotus #elon #musk #trump #uspoli #donaldtrump #doge
- Ketamine
... That is all.
#elonmusk #presidentmusk #vptrump #inauguration #potus #vpotus #elon #musk #trump #uspoli #donaldtrump #doge
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
also your mom #presidentmusk
Looking into it #presidentmusk
#PresidentMusk would get #VPTrump to hire Joseph Mengele to run the US Dept Health & Human Services if Dr. M. were available.
January 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Looking into it #presidentmusk
First time anyone’s called me thin in ages #presidentmusk
#PresidentMusk is spreading himself a bit thin, trying to cover too many portfolios.
January 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
First time anyone’s called me thin in ages #presidentmusk
My pronouns are Arrest / Colonel / Sanders #presidentmusk
January 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My pronouns are Arrest / Colonel / Sanders #presidentmusk
I am a father who gets lots of sex #presidentmusk
January 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I am a father who gets lots of sex #presidentmusk
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Congratulations, you did it!
#PresidentMusk is trending!
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Merry Christmas
Presents Elon Musk
#PresidentMusk
Congratulations, you did it!
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Merry Christmas
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December 25, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Oralè Resisters
Congratulations, you did it!
#PresidentMusk is trending!
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Merry Christmas
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#PresidentMusk
Congratulations, you did it!
#PresidentMusk is trending!
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Merry Christmas
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#PresidentMusk
I’m the first African-American President #presidentmusk
December 25, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I’m the first African-American President #presidentmusk
Tbh I’ve got my eye on Germany. They didn’t let me into Berghain but I’ll show them who’s boss. #presidentmusk
The asswipe isn’t even Asst. President yet and he’s already threatening Panama and Mexico and wants to annex Canada and Greenland. What will #PresidentMusk do?
December 25, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Tbh I’ve got my eye on Germany. They didn’t let me into Berghain but I’ll show them who’s boss. #presidentmusk
Correct. The women will all be having my babies #presidentmusk
December 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Correct. The women will all be having my babies #presidentmusk
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Bring me the orange one, he amuses me. #PresidentMusk
December 23, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Bring me the orange one, he amuses me. #PresidentMusk
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I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
December 24, 2024 at 3:08 PM
I have a feeling these memes aren’t going away. 🤣
#PresidentMusk
#PresidentMusk
two things can be true at once #presidentmusk
@VPTrump. @realDonaldJTrump Sucking up too much adderall or perhaps @presidentmusk.bsky.social has turned him on to ketamine.
Wow the fuck is this????
December 25, 2024 at 10:06 PM
two things can be true at once #presidentmusk
somebody fire this guy #presidentmusk
December 24, 2024 at 8:29 AM
somebody fire this guy #presidentmusk
Free FALLIN?? All this time I’ve been saying Free Balling #presidentmusk
I still think one of the greatest lyrical turns of all time is Tom Petty saying,
And I'm FREE.
Free fallin.
And I'm FREE.
Free fallin.
December 24, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Free FALLIN?? All this time I’ve been saying Free Balling #presidentmusk
Fun fact: the Panama Canal was named after the Van Halen song “Why Can’t This Be Love” #presidentmusk
You and me baby ain't nothin but vassals so let's see if we can also steal the panama canal
December 24, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Fun fact: the Panama Canal was named after the Van Halen song “Why Can’t This Be Love” #presidentmusk
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President Musk and The Best Boy wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS from the White House 🎄🎁
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#TheWhiteHouse
#PresidentMusk
#ElonFatheredBarron
#VicePresidentTrump
@presidentmusk.bsky.social
#TheWhiteHouse
#PresidentMusk
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#VicePresidentTrump
December 23, 2024 at 6:14 PM
President Musk and The Best Boy wish you a very MERRY CHRISTMAS from the White House 🎄🎁
@presidentmusk.bsky.social
#TheWhiteHouse
#PresidentMusk
#ElonFatheredBarron
#VicePresidentTrump
@presidentmusk.bsky.social
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You called? FYI it works a lot like Beetlejuice #presidentmusk
December 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
You called? FYI it works a lot like Beetlejuice #presidentmusk
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See, I went the other way and shaved my goatee so it looks like pubes #presidentmusk
December 21, 2024 at 11:55 PM
See, I went the other way and shaved my goatee so it looks like pubes #presidentmusk