I wish that different platforms could accept I want to watch them in different ways, instead of obsessively trying to become one another.

That's the power of the Nintendo gamecube

If you have a product that people love and want to use... you do not have to do that. Like, when the iPhone came out, your Mac wasn't constantly saying to you, 'Hey, have you tried sending emails on your iPhone???'

Real ones knew that paranoia was horny already

At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline

These are both rincewind

Level names are "tier drops" for the square one and "lunatic fringe" for the impossible circle if you wanna look em up

Dukes implementation is a lot more primitive and leads to some weirdness in the former case but it's still fundamentally the same idea of having disparate areas in the level stitched together seamlessly by teleporters

The earliest example I know of is actually Duke Nukem 3d which has several noneuclidean levels; off the top of my head there's one with a square hallway around a central room which is different depending on which part of the hall you enter, and a level with a 720 degree circle

Hate gets more clicks and more ad views

nyc electing a muslim democratic socialist after nine months of trumpism makes me suspect trumpism is not the historical inevitability stephen miller desperately wants us to believe it is