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Premee Mohamed
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Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee
I AM ON DEADLINE

"This won't take that long"

AND I AM PRETTY SURE ACCOUNTS PAYABLE WILL NOT APPROVE MY EXPENSE CLAIM

"Sure they will!"
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
A little drop

For flavour
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Maybe"

HOW MUCH COFFEE HAVE YOU HAD TODAY

"Anyway, I already have our tickets booked, see you at the airport in an hour"
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
MULDER THAT'S NOT A REAL CRYPTID

"Only one way to find out"

YOU CANNOT USE TAXPAYER MONEY FOR THIS
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mulder: *tossing a file folder across the desk at you* Ever heard of the Coffeesnatcher?
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
OR

perhaps... the botulism
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A little sip!
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yes that's because you're a demon-style thingy from an M.R. James story

"2400 year old unearthed soup" is just lunch
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is what I was afraid of

I *used* to have a penguin hot water bottle but now I do not
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
*faint shriek* THE TINY STARFISHIES
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
No I've never seen him raise a paw to her! (In the early days I was like "Fiasco PLEASE bap her, you need to establish boundaries but also you have to teach her how to cat")

They have their moments but she wants to cuddle SO BADLY and he's like "NAY, NO CUDDLES"
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NOOOO HE'S SO CUTE
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
They have been playing together all day but he's like "No I draw the line at snuggles, HARD LINE, NO SNUGGLES"

My poor neglected babygirl 😭
November 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Where is her equally soft and warm brother" He is literally lying UNDER THE DESK because she doesn't like to lie down there

FIASCO JUST LET HER CUDDLE YOU

THE HOUSE IS CHILLY
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Reposted by Premee Mohamed
social media protip: if you aren’t offputting & rude in people’s replies, then they won’t “put you on blast” 😇
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM