Premee Mohamed
@premeemohamed.com
Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee
No! No, no, no! Certainly not, ha ha. LAUGHABLE thought. No, I wouldn't worry about it one bit. CERTAINLY not something that would keep me up at night fretting. Or indeed, scheming as to how I could make it hit a nemesis instead. Nope!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
No! No, no, no! Certainly not, ha ha. LAUGHABLE thought. No, I wouldn't worry about it one bit. CERTAINLY not something that would keep me up at night fretting. Or indeed, scheming as to how I could make it hit a nemesis instead. Nope!
Me: I am not feeling very social but I still want to body-double and get some work done
@montereybayaquarium.org : No prob
@montereybayaquarium.org : No prob
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me: I am not feeling very social but I still want to body-double and get some work done
@montereybayaquarium.org : No prob
@montereybayaquarium.org : No prob
WHY IS THIS UP NEXT TO THE OFFICERS DINING ROOM
I AM INSULTED
I AM INSULTED
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
WHY IS THIS UP NEXT TO THE OFFICERS DINING ROOM
I AM INSULTED
I AM INSULTED
OH REALLY. And what are we PLOTTING against Big Friend today, hmm?
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
OH REALLY. And what are we PLOTTING against Big Friend today, hmm?
Have u seen the very soft (yet DRAMATIQUE) man
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Have u seen the very soft (yet DRAMATIQUE) man
What is happening here. This is not a normal way to sit. I can't even... what are your LEGGIES doing buddy
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What is happening here. This is not a normal way to sit. I can't even... what are your LEGGIES doing buddy
OK, got the third print up! :D
GOD these look so cool together, I wonder if ECW would ever consider putting all three together in a single mini-print (I would also put that up, just saying)
GOD these look so cool together, I wonder if ECW would ever consider putting all three together in a single mini-print (I would also put that up, just saying)
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
OK, got the third print up! :D
GOD these look so cool together, I wonder if ECW would ever consider putting all three together in a single mini-print (I would also put that up, just saying)
GOD these look so cool together, I wonder if ECW would ever consider putting all three together in a single mini-print (I would also put that up, just saying)
The novel I'm working on right now has a main character that I've been vaguely describing as 'Martin Freeman with anxiety so severe it's visible around his head in stink lines' but now I'm like "Am I just describing Bilbo Baggins"
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The novel I'm working on right now has a main character that I've been vaguely describing as 'Martin Freeman with anxiety so severe it's visible around his head in stink lines' but now I'm like "Am I just describing Bilbo Baggins"
Awww geez
I had my penguin hot water bottle against my back (because I have been Overscrimped In Posture for several days now) and the kitten kept coming over to pat it so I was finally like "Okay here, you want to look?"
And now she is asleep on it 😭
I had my penguin hot water bottle against my back (because I have been Overscrimped In Posture for several days now) and the kitten kept coming over to pat it so I was finally like "Okay here, you want to look?"
And now she is asleep on it 😭
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Awww geez
I had my penguin hot water bottle against my back (because I have been Overscrimped In Posture for several days now) and the kitten kept coming over to pat it so I was finally like "Okay here, you want to look?"
And now she is asleep on it 😭
I had my penguin hot water bottle against my back (because I have been Overscrimped In Posture for several days now) and the kitten kept coming over to pat it so I was finally like "Okay here, you want to look?"
And now she is asleep on it 😭
Oh sweetie no, my darling kittencat, my keyboard is... can you get off the desk so I can... awwwww no you're too cute, you can stay
Fiasco: *under the desk, audibly muttering*
Fiasco: *under the desk, audibly muttering*
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Oh sweetie no, my darling kittencat, my keyboard is... can you get off the desk so I can... awwwww no you're too cute, you can stay
Fiasco: *under the desk, audibly muttering*
Fiasco: *under the desk, audibly muttering*
These are the folks I adopted Horrible Babby Kitten from! Like all rescues they do a LOT of unpaid and invisible work for local animals, so if you have even $5 it would be awesome if you could kick in!
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
These are the folks I adopted Horrible Babby Kitten from! Like all rescues they do a LOT of unpaid and invisible work for local animals, so if you have even $5 it would be awesome if you could kick in!
I've been back for a couple of days and the cats are already so used to my new one-man band of coughing, wheezing, sobbing, gasping, crackling, and panting that they don't even wake up from their naps
I should be so lucky
I should be so lucky
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I've been back for a couple of days and the cats are already so used to my new one-man band of coughing, wheezing, sobbing, gasping, crackling, and panting that they don't even wake up from their naps
I should be so lucky
I should be so lucky
Reminder! @solarisbooks.bsky.social has a bunch of horror and horror-adjacent ebooks for sale, including four of mine, for several more days! :D
Remember, horror is in your HEART, not a CALENDAR 💀
geni.us/Solarissale
Remember, horror is in your HEART, not a CALENDAR 💀
geni.us/Solarissale
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reminder! @solarisbooks.bsky.social has a bunch of horror and horror-adjacent ebooks for sale, including four of mine, for several more days! :D
Remember, horror is in your HEART, not a CALENDAR 💀
geni.us/Solarissale
Remember, horror is in your HEART, not a CALENDAR 💀
geni.us/Solarissale
Something strange about this blanket...
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Something strange about this blanket...
OK I gently cleaned the black one, touched up the silicone grease, and filled it with an appropriate ink :D
Back to work!
Back to work!
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
OK I gently cleaned the black one, touched up the silicone grease, and filled it with an appropriate ink :D
Back to work!
Back to work!
Oh also here is the other pen I got in France, it is a mournful sardine
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Oh also here is the other pen I got in France, it is a mournful sardine
ANYWAY slowly unpacking (still can't breathe lol) and here are my souvenir pens from Paris! I always try to buy a souvenir pen now when I travel. I spotted one in the display and in my execrable French was like "Oh! I didn't know J. Herbin made pens! I have some of their inks??"
Sales lady: 😍
Sales lady: 😍
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ANYWAY slowly unpacking (still can't breathe lol) and here are my souvenir pens from Paris! I always try to buy a souvenir pen now when I travel. I spotted one in the display and in my execrable French was like "Oh! I didn't know J. Herbin made pens! I have some of their inks??"
Sales lady: 😍
Sales lady: 😍
What time is it?
It's DRAG THE SALMON OUT OF THE TOYBOX AND KILL THE SALMON TIME
It's DRAG THE SALMON OUT OF THE TOYBOX AND KILL THE SALMON TIME
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
What time is it?
It's DRAG THE SALMON OUT OF THE TOYBOX AND KILL THE SALMON TIME
It's DRAG THE SALMON OUT OF THE TOYBOX AND KILL THE SALMON TIME
Meanwhile the kitten slept through the whole thing on top of the cat tree, in absolute silence, like a perfect little fluffy angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Meanwhile the kitten slept through the whole thing on top of the cat tree, in absolute silence, like a perfect little fluffy angel
"Fiasco am invited to this zoom meeting"
You were not
"Yes! Fiasco am PARTICIPANT."
Your butthole is TOUCHING MY WORK
"Fiasco am part of authorial process"
You were not
"Yes! Fiasco am PARTICIPANT."
Your butthole is TOUCHING MY WORK
"Fiasco am part of authorial process"
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
"Fiasco am invited to this zoom meeting"
You were not
"Yes! Fiasco am PARTICIPANT."
Your butthole is TOUCHING MY WORK
"Fiasco am part of authorial process"
You were not
"Yes! Fiasco am PARTICIPANT."
Your butthole is TOUCHING MY WORK
"Fiasco am part of authorial process"
He's just so very excited that I'm home after two weeks away
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He's just so very excited that I'm home after two weeks away
Also as discussed on Insta, because it was so sunny on my last day out and about I mostly could not see my phone screen, so I was like "Did any of my photos turn out nice" and yes, because Paris just... poses for you no matter what you do.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Also as discussed on Insta, because it was so sunny on my last day out and about I mostly could not see my phone screen, so I was like "Did any of my photos turn out nice" and yes, because Paris just... poses for you no matter what you do.