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Premee Mohamed
@premeemohamed.com
Writer, scientist, bug. she/her. #yeg. 🇨🇦 🇬🇾 Winner of a Nebula, Locus, World Fantasy, Ignyte, and Aurora award! Rep: Michael Curry 📚🪲 Tips for cat treats! https://ko-fi.com/premee
No! No, no, no! Certainly not, ha ha. LAUGHABLE thought. No, I wouldn't worry about it one bit. CERTAINLY not something that would keep me up at night fretting. Or indeed, scheming as to how I could make it hit a nemesis instead. Nope!
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me: I am not feeling very social but I still want to body-double and get some work done

@montereybayaquarium.org : No prob
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
WHY IS THIS UP NEXT TO THE OFFICERS DINING ROOM

I AM INSULTED
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
OH REALLY. And what are we PLOTTING against Big Friend today, hmm?
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Have u seen the very soft (yet DRAMATIQUE) man
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What is happening here. This is not a normal way to sit. I can't even... what are your LEGGIES doing buddy
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 PM
OK, got the third print up! :D

GOD these look so cool together, I wonder if ECW would ever consider putting all three together in a single mini-print (I would also put that up, just saying)
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The novel I'm working on right now has a main character that I've been vaguely describing as 'Martin Freeman with anxiety so severe it's visible around his head in stink lines' but now I'm like "Am I just describing Bilbo Baggins"
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Awww geez

I had my penguin hot water bottle against my back (because I have been Overscrimped In Posture for several days now) and the kitten kept coming over to pat it so I was finally like "Okay here, you want to look?"

And now she is asleep on it 😭
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Oh sweetie no, my darling kittencat, my keyboard is... can you get off the desk so I can... awwwww no you're too cute, you can stay

Fiasco: *under the desk, audibly muttering*
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
These are the folks I adopted Horrible Babby Kitten from! Like all rescues they do a LOT of unpaid and invisible work for local animals, so if you have even $5 it would be awesome if you could kick in!
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I've been back for a couple of days and the cats are already so used to my new one-man band of coughing, wheezing, sobbing, gasping, crackling, and panting that they don't even wake up from their naps

I should be so lucky
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Reminder! @solarisbooks.bsky.social has a bunch of horror and horror-adjacent ebooks for sale, including four of mine, for several more days! :D

Remember, horror is in your HEART, not a CALENDAR 💀

geni.us/Solarissale
November 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
RIP scientists
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Something strange about this blanket...
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
"I caught dis"
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
OK I gently cleaned the black one, touched up the silicone grease, and filled it with an appropriate ink :D

Back to work!
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"DON'T EAT ME"
November 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Oh also here is the other pen I got in France, it is a mournful sardine
November 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ANYWAY slowly unpacking (still can't breathe lol) and here are my souvenir pens from Paris! I always try to buy a souvenir pen now when I travel. I spotted one in the display and in my execrable French was like "Oh! I didn't know J. Herbin made pens! I have some of their inks??"

Sales lady: 😍
November 13, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What time is it?

It's DRAG THE SALMON OUT OF THE TOYBOX AND KILL THE SALMON TIME
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Meanwhile the kitten slept through the whole thing on top of the cat tree, in absolute silence, like a perfect little fluffy angel
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Fiasco am invited to this zoom meeting"

You were not

"Yes! Fiasco am PARTICIPANT."

Your butthole is TOUCHING MY WORK

"Fiasco am part of authorial process"
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
He's just so very excited that I'm home after two weeks away
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Also as discussed on Insta, because it was so sunny on my last day out and about I mostly could not see my phone screen, so I was like "Did any of my photos turn out nice" and yes, because Paris just... poses for you no matter what you do.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM