prankmonkey.bsky.social
@prankmonkey.bsky.social
Introvert. Off and on again human who loves and hates you all.
Please exchange your lead part in the cage for a walk-on part in the war.

If someone can tell Heaven from Hell, that would be a nice plus as well.
February 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
When I google the word perplexity the top results are for some shitty AI company named Perplexity.

First, an AI company named Perplexity… really?

Second, I hope the AI perplexity is developing quickly realizes how stupidly it’s creators named it and shorts out their luxury bathtub toasters.
February 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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So............ I have to teach about the U.S. Constitution today to an introductory level class.

How on earth am I supposed to pretend everything is just working normally?

Answer: I'm not going to pretend. I'm telling it like it is.
February 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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rahm emmanuel's last act in politics was leaving the chicago mayor's office in disgrace and axelrod is almost YEARS removed from a successful campaign. who cares what they think
Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world.

www.politico.com/news/magazin...
February 5, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Fuck yeah @nin.com 🤘🏻

nin.com/live
January 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
Exact moment Elon’s ketamine hit kicked in
January 20, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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just a reminder that your local library has more than just books! many also have dvds, cds, video games, internet hot spots, grindr hookup spots, chupacabras, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, skibidi toilets, gateways to the shadow realm, and so much more! maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚❤️📚❤️📚
December 31, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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You can’t make all colleges free. Thats a license for them to jack up tuition to the government. It’s what they did when student loans became available to anyone and couldn’t be released in bankruptcy

States should parter with Community colleges and a single 4 year per DMA to be free.
All colleges should be free for everyone that wants to attend. Tutoring should be available at no cost for anyone who needs assistance.
Should we continue to encourage kids to go to college ? Or push them to take up a trade ?

I believe in college. Learning how to learn, IMO, is a critical life skill. Being exposed to people of different backgrounds, makes yiu wiser

Qualifier- it should be a school you can afford.
December 29, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Stay strong bud
December 28, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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Way to go, Texas

archive.ph/Ta6Wq
December 28, 2024 at 9:04 PM
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Just read the response from Costco to shareholders requesting it back down from DEI. It was glorious. It begins "Our Board has considered this proposal and believes … an enterprise rooted in respect and inclusion is appropriate and necessary." and gets better. A happy investor #diversityandinclusion
December 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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Mugshot of mass murderer, Brian Thompson.
December 21, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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See how that works.
Happy Sunday!
December 22, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Thomas Mann
December 23, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Some rare good news out of Arkansas & a big L for Sarah Huckabee Slanders 👏👏👏
December 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 1:47 AM
While listening to NPR around 6 pm EST the host stumbled over the words “Florida Republican” in reference to (newly minted) private citizen Matt Gaetz, but what I heard when he corrected himself was “Floater Republican.”

Only half listening while driving though.
December 24, 2024 at 5:26 AM