Prak
prakito.bsky.social
Prak
@prakito.bsky.social
idk i didnt ask to be here either
📍LA comic
We’re getting OKC-Cuomo aren’t we… it’s the worst timeline

#NBAFinals #WW3 #Mamdani
June 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Can I get a amen that we ALL WANT PACERS-MAMDANI

#nba #nyc #cuomo #finals
June 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Elon's gonna get himself deported to El Salvador
June 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is giving Ketamine the WORST rep

#Elon #Trump #ElonAndTrump
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Me submitting my assignments at 11:59:59pm, Aaron Gordon is just like me frfr

#nbasky #nba #basketball #nuggets #playoffs #mangionemamba
When I tell you I have NEVER seen a closer call on a buzzer beater 🤯🤯🤯 #NBASky #SkyHoops
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I wish 2K had a way where you could start fights like that. God knows I’ve already thrown the controller at my brother, might as well mess him up virtually too 🥊🤬🎮

#nbasky #playoffs #nuggets #clippers
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Wikipedia is so goated. If there was a doomscrolling Reels/Tiktok-esque Wiki app I would genuinely scroll tf outta that thing and learn about where Helen Keller went to elementary school and shit
Some of the anti-AI stuff feels a bit like when people would say "don't use Wikipedia as a source." It's just like anything else, a piece of information that you weigh against multiple sources and your own understanding of its likely failure modes
April 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Who tf wrote this underclassmen Haiku 101 ass Slam Dunk poetry at the end there. State of the Union sounding more and more like an open mic

#Speech #SOTU #Trump
March 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
"TRANS...BAD... WOKE... GO TO BED... MARCO...still ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ!"

State of the Union is wildin #Trump #SOTU
March 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
JD Vance's calves have to look like his inflated cheeks from the amount of standing applause breaks he's doing every other second he claps to dickride any mention of tariffs

#StateOfTheUnion #Doingtricksonit #MikeJohnson
March 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Earthquake higher than my GPA, more like summa cum landslide amirite

#earthquake #LAearthquake
March 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Trump/Zelensky
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Marco Rubio looks like he accidentally substituted his zoloft for industrial strength laxatives

#Zelenskyy #Ukraine #Rubio #Trump #JDVance #Joke
March 1, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I hate for how long my dumb internet brain legitimately thought people were talking about a ceasefire deal ushered in between Drake and Kendrick.

Imma go touch/smoke grass
January 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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He carries himself with the confidence of a much more online man
January 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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You trust Fox News (the most popular media), Joe Rogan (the post popular podcast), Donald Trump (the popular vote winner), and Elon Musk (richest man).

Baby girl, you are the mainstream. You are the deep state.
January 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
“Multiple instances of conduct detrimental to the team” is the vaguest shit ever, and also describes me in every group project ever

#nba #jimmybutler #heat #basketball
January 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Was he replaced by an H1B hire coach? Insane career trajectory for a dude named “Brown” 🧐

#nba #kings #politics #joke #maga #vivekramaswamy #elon #trump #basketball
FROM SHAMS:

Just In: The Sacramento Kings are parting ways with head coach Mike Brown, sources told ESPN.
December 28, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I can’t relate to hip-hop anymore. Why is every rapper named like “Lil Xan”💊 or “Lil Heroine Needle”💉 - it’s a bit much for us suburbanites

Where’s LIL ADVIL PM or our boi LIL LOZENGE ❓

#joke #music #hiphop #rap #musicsky #hiphopsky
December 17, 2024 at 4:58 PM
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your true love gave you eight maids a milking? cool. just one question. what the fuck are you talking about
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane.

We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵
December 10, 2024 at 6:46 PM
This def was a manifesto written by and for GenZ, shit was short enough to be a tweet and for my ADHD raddled ass to read on the toilet without my legs going numb

#luigi #mangione #healthcare #jokes #genz #bluesky #bernie
December 11, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Trump says Canada should become the 51st state and the next day the CEO of the largest PRIVATE HEALTHCARE company gets killed 🤔🤨🧐 #jokes #politics #dgg #trump #bluesky #uhc #medicareforall #canadian #trudeau #comedy #politicalhumor #blue
December 5, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Presidential pardons genuinely sound like something a kid in elementary school made up. Oh Jeremy spit on your thigh during a game of wall-ball? He’s allowed to do that, his dad is the custodian - oh and he’s sleeping with the duty teacher on his lunch break #politics #liberal #trump #jokes #comedy
December 4, 2024 at 8:24 AM