Sparkling something beer budget.
Not here to Intellectual.
But I had to think about it.
I’m texting a friend who just said “X is my firmest belief,” and I don’t mind telling you he sent me into an existential vortex of disbelief and non-meaning because I do not know what the hell my firmest belief is.
But I had to think about it.
When all else fails...
When all else fails...
I know adulthood is partly making peace with the fact that stuff is constantly breaking and needs fixing BUT
TGIF
I know adulthood is partly making peace with the fact that stuff is constantly breaking and needs fixing BUT
TGIF
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
What does one even say.
What does one even say.
I'll put effort into the most succinct rationale I can muster for why we do X to fix Problem Y with plan to revisit in a month (not counting on 100% signal fidelity here) — and the disseminated message will be something like: "She said you have to do this!"
I'll put effort into the most succinct rationale I can muster for why we do X to fix Problem Y with plan to revisit in a month (not counting on 100% signal fidelity here) — and the disseminated message will be something like: "She said you have to do this!"
Let one slug-leech one out and it was attempting to consume my thermos
Let one slug-leech one out and it was attempting to consume my thermos
"Down here in the couch!" then it will truly be a smartphone.
"Down here in the couch!" then it will truly be a smartphone.
Apparently I have been brushing my teeth wrong my whole life.
Apparently I have been brushing my teeth wrong my whole life.
I guess I will have to watch it after all
I guess I will have to watch it after all
Abbot: Did you draw in the margins of this bible?
Me: Yeah, it's called illumination. Very fancy.
Abbot: *opens book* Is this a tree growing dicks instead of fruit?
Me: lol yeah