Pourk Chop
@pourkinator.bsky.social
I love my Snek and my doggos. I’m also a massive Seahawks fan.
#GoHawks #Seahawks
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Pourk Chop
@pourkinator.bsky.social
· May 30
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I can’t wait for the season to start
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Fuck ICE, Abolish the Rams
The front office pressured him to retire but he didn’t so they pushed false rumors about his play, looks like they lied and said they were fielding trade in calls when they were shopping him and more www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
After the Rams discarded a Super Bowl MVP, he showed them everything he still offers
Facing his former team, Cooper Kupp came alive when it mattered most, making three of the most pivotal plays in a 31-27 Seattle victory.
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January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Fuck ICE, Abolish the Rams
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The defense did just enough for the offense to go win the game. Like we all predicted.
That's a 90th percentile performance by the Rams offense (based on EPA per drive), and they still lost.
Stafford and McVay were terrific -- won the battle against Macdonald and that Seahawks defense, and it wasn't enough.
Stafford and McVay were terrific -- won the battle against Macdonald and that Seahawks defense, and it wasn't enough.
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The defense did just enough for the offense to go win the game. Like we all predicted.
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Whenever he's asked about the Rams and 49ers:
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Whenever he's asked about the Rams and 49ers:
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Davante Adams has now lost 2 NFC Championship games in Seattle
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Davante Adams has now lost 2 NFC Championship games in Seattle
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New Darnold Juice location coming to Santa Clara, CA!
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
New Darnold Juice location coming to Santa Clara, CA!
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It won't take away the pain of Super Bowl 49 but it would be a hell of a salve.
Strangely I'm actually looking forward to playing the Pats, feels like destiny
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It won't take away the pain of Super Bowl 49 but it would be a hell of a salve.
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WERE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
WERE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!!
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Sam Darnold had to win one for them and he fucking did it
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Sam Darnold had to win one for them and he fucking did it
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Sam Darnold will be the first QB from the 2018 draft class to start in a Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Sam Darnold will be the first QB from the 2018 draft class to start in a Super Bowl
SUPER BOWL BABY!!!!! Fuck the Rams. FUCK Puka, and FUCK Higbee!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I love y’all!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
SUPER BOWL BABY!!!!! Fuck the Rams. FUCK Puka, and FUCK Higbee!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I love y’all!!
This team is trying to kill me
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
This team is trying to kill me
That was 100% flag worthy
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That was 100% flag worthy
Come on, Seahawks. I NEED this. Please! Fuck, we ALL NEED this. PLEASE
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Come on, Seahawks. I NEED this. Please! Fuck, we ALL NEED this. PLEASE
Alright Sam, go win this bitch. Drop your ginger nuts on their face!
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Alright Sam, go win this bitch. Drop your ginger nuts on their face!
Please Defense, just get some stops. Please
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Please Defense, just get some stops. Please
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All I'm asking for is for the part-time employees of the NFL to not cause 14 point swings late in the biggest games of the season, which shouldn't be too much to ask but
January 26, 2026 at 2:08 AM
All I'm asking for is for the part-time employees of the NFL to not cause 14 point swings late in the biggest games of the season, which shouldn't be too much to ask but
Objectively speaking, this has been a fucking incredible game to watch. Now get your shit together, Defense! Probably gonna take 2 more scores to win this. A TD here and at least a field goal
January 26, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Objectively speaking, this has been a fucking incredible game to watch. Now get your shit together, Defense! Probably gonna take 2 more scores to win this. A TD here and at least a field goal
Soooo pissed at Riq. God damn it man. Shit was going our way
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Soooo pissed at Riq. God damn it man. Shit was going our way
Are you fucking serious?! God damn it
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Are you fucking serious?! God damn it