Pourk Chop
@pourkinator.bsky.social
I love my Snek and my doggos. I’m also a massive Seahawks fan.
#GoHawks #Seahawks
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Pourk Chop
@pourkinator.bsky.social
· May 30
a football player in a blue jersey with the number 11 on it
ALT: a football player in a blue jersey with the number 11 on it
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I can’t wait for the season to start
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That was a wild few days for your gal 😂
That was a wild few days for your gal 😂
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
2 years ago
That was a wild few days for your gal 😂
That was a wild few days for your gal 😂
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It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.
January 30, 2026 at 8:00 PM
It’s pretty fucking wild that the DOJ is releasing files that include accusations that the President of the United States raped underage girls, to distract from the fact that the DOJ is covering up murders of US citizens by their own government.
God damn it. I’ve always adored her
BREAKING: Catherine O'Hara, who starred in "Home Alone," "Schitt's Creek", and more, has died at 71 - TMZ
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
God damn it. I’ve always adored her
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If you let a QB on your roster go to another team without trying and said QB leads another team to the SB, you are not surviving that.
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
If you let a QB on your roster go to another team without trying and said QB leads another team to the SB, you are not surviving that.
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First look at the Seattle Seahawks’ Super Bowl LX jerseys
January 29, 2026 at 8:20 PM
First look at the Seattle Seahawks’ Super Bowl LX jerseys
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Ten months ago, Cooper Kupp reached out to former Rams teammate Ernest Jones IV about potentially joining the Seahawks. Jones' reply? "We are on the cusp of competing for a Super Bowl, we're right there."
shwks.com/missftju
shwks.com/missftju
Cooper Kupp’s ‘Incredible Journey’ Includes Clutch NFC Championship Game Performance Against Former Team
In his first season with the Seahawks, Cooper Kupp is headed back to the Super Bowl after coming up big in an NFC championship game win over his former team.
shwks.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Ten months ago, Cooper Kupp reached out to former Rams teammate Ernest Jones IV about potentially joining the Seahawks. Jones' reply? "We are on the cusp of competing for a Super Bowl, we're right there."
shwks.com/missftju
shwks.com/missftju
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If the Super Bowl is gonna be Seahawks-Patriots, can we at least go back to February 2015 and give past us some warnings? Nothing specific
January 28, 2026 at 7:44 PM
If the Super Bowl is gonna be Seahawks-Patriots, can we at least go back to February 2015 and give past us some warnings? Nothing specific
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Fuck ICE, Abolish the Rams
The front office pressured him to retire but he didn’t so they pushed false rumors about his play, looks like they lied and said they were fielding trade in calls when they were shopping him and more www.nytimes.com/athletic/699...
After the Rams discarded a Super Bowl MVP, he showed them everything he still offers
Facing his former team, Cooper Kupp came alive when it mattered most, making three of the most pivotal plays in a 31-27 Seattle victory.
www.nytimes.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Fuck ICE, Abolish the Rams
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The defense did just enough for the offense to go win the game. Like we all predicted.
That's a 90th percentile performance by the Rams offense (based on EPA per drive), and they still lost.
Stafford and McVay were terrific -- won the battle against Macdonald and that Seahawks defense, and it wasn't enough.
Stafford and McVay were terrific -- won the battle against Macdonald and that Seahawks defense, and it wasn't enough.
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The defense did just enough for the offense to go win the game. Like we all predicted.
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Whenever he's asked about the Rams and 49ers:
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Whenever he's asked about the Rams and 49ers:
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Davante Adams has now lost 2 NFC Championship games in Seattle
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Davante Adams has now lost 2 NFC Championship games in Seattle
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New Darnold Juice location coming to Santa Clara, CA!
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 AM
New Darnold Juice location coming to Santa Clara, CA!
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It won't take away the pain of Super Bowl 49 but it would be a hell of a salve.
Strangely I'm actually looking forward to playing the Pats, feels like destiny
January 26, 2026 at 3:06 AM
It won't take away the pain of Super Bowl 49 but it would be a hell of a salve.
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WERE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
WERE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!!
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Sam Darnold had to win one for them and he fucking did it
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Sam Darnold had to win one for them and he fucking did it
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Sam Darnold will be the first QB from the 2018 draft class to start in a Super Bowl
January 26, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Sam Darnold will be the first QB from the 2018 draft class to start in a Super Bowl
SUPER BOWL BABY!!!!! Fuck the Rams. FUCK Puka, and FUCK Higbee!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I love y’all!!
January 26, 2026 at 2:52 AM
SUPER BOWL BABY!!!!! Fuck the Rams. FUCK Puka, and FUCK Higbee!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I love y’all!!
This team is trying to kill me
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 AM
This team is trying to kill me
That was 100% flag worthy
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
That was 100% flag worthy
Come on, Seahawks. I NEED this. Please! Fuck, we ALL NEED this. PLEASE
January 26, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Come on, Seahawks. I NEED this. Please! Fuck, we ALL NEED this. PLEASE
Alright Sam, go win this bitch. Drop your ginger nuts on their face!
January 26, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Alright Sam, go win this bitch. Drop your ginger nuts on their face!