potato man
@potato.bure.au
app developer, art appreciator, friend to all cats
the humble dim sim has no enemies
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
the humble dim sim has no enemies
many australian drivers could really benefit from being hit on the head very hard with a large bat
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 AM
many australian drivers could really benefit from being hit on the head very hard with a large bat
archimedes screw but for earwax
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
archimedes screw but for earwax
i shaved my head yesterday but bought new shaving soap today and now i want to shave my head again
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i shaved my head yesterday but bought new shaving soap today and now i want to shave my head again
i reached out to helly hansen a while ago to ask what their stance on the neo nazis who wear their brand was. no reply, so i'm assuming that they endorse it
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i reached out to helly hansen a while ago to ask what their stance on the neo nazis who wear their brand was. no reply, so i'm assuming that they endorse it
BOSS: I want you to count the digits on all the feet of the people with shoulder bags walking in that laneway.
ME: Totally toe tally tote alley. Got it.
ME: Totally toe tally tote alley. Got it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
BOSS: I want you to count the digits on all the feet of the people with shoulder bags walking in that laneway.
ME: Totally toe tally tote alley. Got it.
ME: Totally toe tally tote alley. Got it.
been getting into cycling again lately and rode home from the city in the rain tonight -- i had forgotten how strangely pleasant riding in night rain can be
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 PM
been getting into cycling again lately and rode home from the city in the rain tonight -- i had forgotten how strangely pleasant riding in night rain can be
i never knew hairdressing could be this intimate...😳
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i never knew hairdressing could be this intimate...😳
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You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party.
I promise you: you are not.
I promise you: you are not.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You might think you’re ready for this needle drop at the Cuomo watch party.
I promise you: you are not.
I promise you: you are not.
honestly things have been going downhill ever since they took the record for "world's youngest person" from me at four minutes old
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
honestly things have been going downhill ever since they took the record for "world's youngest person" from me at four minutes old
i have gotten into an unfortunately bad habit of saying "brigh-ton" instead of "bright'n" and it makes me sound more of a wanker than i actually am
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
i have gotten into an unfortunately bad habit of saying "brigh-ton" instead of "bright'n" and it makes me sound more of a wanker than i actually am
unemployed deities can show their rivals who's boss by getting a job
October 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
unemployed deities can show their rivals who's boss by getting a job
i think my least favourite seppo phrase is "feeling some kind of way". oh he was feeling some kind of way (he was mad). just say mad or upset or whatever
October 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i think my least favourite seppo phrase is "feeling some kind of way". oh he was feeling some kind of way (he was mad). just say mad or upset or whatever
i'm willing to give police minority report like powers but only for drivers who annoy me
October 21, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i'm willing to give police minority report like powers but only for drivers who annoy me
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Michael Jackson's DANGEROUS (1991) still remains severely underrated. I'm hugely into that New Jack Swing vibe
October 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Michael Jackson's DANGEROUS (1991) still remains severely underrated. I'm hugely into that New Jack Swing vibe
keyhole surgery? uh, you mean locksmithing?
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
keyhole surgery? uh, you mean locksmithing?
the wages of sin is a great time and good friends
October 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
the wages of sin is a great time and good friends
imma midniiiiight
fist fiiiight
fist fiiiight
October 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
imma midniiiiight
fist fiiiight
fist fiiiight
this new season is wild
September 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
this new season is wild
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This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"
The David Bowie Song You Didn’t Know Was Dedicated to Bob Dylan
In Song For Bob Dylan, Bowie fearlessly critiqued one of the biggest names in music. But what was the real story behind this enigmatic track?
collider.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is funniest possible headline for a song literally called "Song for Bob Dylan"
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[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
September 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!