Kallisto Keen
@postmpanda.bsky.social
World's best Tour de France 2022 and 137th best Lego Star Wars speedrunner (she/her)
https://www.twitch.tv/postmpanda
https://www.twitch.tv/postmpanda
Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar
September 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Seeing someone muted on Discord and not remembering if they’re someone I’ve muted because they’re one of the most insufferable people in the world or whether they were just mean about Avatar
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Who would you have host MasterChef?
July 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Who would you have host MasterChef?
I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I’ve somehow perfectly curated my Instagram reels into content meant to give me an eating disorder
White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke
June 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
White girl perfectly performs Double Deez at karaoke
People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)
June 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
People seem to be mad at Materialists, which is probably a sign that it’s destined to be my FOTY (film of the year)
Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled
June 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Oh no I'm Benson Boone pilled
They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch
June 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
They adding The Cleveland Show to Fortnite? Can't wait to play as David Lynch
We're so back www.twitch.tv/postmpanda
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June 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We're so back www.twitch.tv/postmpanda
There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back
June 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
There's a 50/50 chance that Good Doctor has an episode where they accidently "cure" a patient's autism while doing brain surgery. It's that possibility that keeps me coming back
Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words
June 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Nothing more annoying than British people who use the American pronunciations for words
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Hey this was a real funny one. Honest.
EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man
Podcast Episode · Boonta Vista · 24/05/2025 · 1h 7m
podcasts.apple.com
May 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hey this was a real funny one. Honest.
Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History
May 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dr Shaun Murphy but he’s a PHD in History
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund
April 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund
You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago
April 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You want proof boycotts don’t work in the west: go to the gaming channel on any leftist discord and watch any principles melt away for the opportunity to play a remaster of a bad game from two decades ago
I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork
April 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I’ve defended Disney Star Wars for a long time but today they went too far: not including Nuvo Vindi in their 20th anniversary animation artwork
Toydarian Chappell Roan
April 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Toydarian Chappell Roan
Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me:
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Middle aged couple looking for a third
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Middle aged couple looking for a third
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
April 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Love going onto Tinder and seeing that the following people have liked me:
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Middle aged couple looking for a third
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Middle aged couple looking for a third
Ugly man who has put down woman to see what’s out there
Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips
April 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Of course I have DSLs: Dexter (Jettster) Sucking Lips
Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler
April 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Thinking a lot about what life must have been like for the guy who procured the stakes for Vlad the Impaler
Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music
March 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Spotify has decided that this morning’s daylist should be exclusively Sonic music
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Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
March 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Demi tries to remember the short story “for sale: baby shoes, never worn.” on BigSoftTitty.png
Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner
March 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Running past a really hot guy and accidentally releasing the oink of the mouthbreathing runner
Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only
March 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Thinking about how the opening of Mr Brightside is left audio only
On this St Patrick’s Day I’ll be driving all the snakes out of the group chat
March 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
On this St Patrick’s Day I’ll be driving all the snakes out of the group chat
Costco Guys porn parody called The Costco Gyatts
March 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Costco Guys porn parody called The Costco Gyatts