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Kallisto Keen
@postmpanda.bsky.social
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World's best Tour de France 2022 and 137th best Lego Star Wars speedrunner (she/her)

https://www.twitch.tv/postmpanda
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We've had the show about Luthen's Lesbians, it's time to focus on Mon's Gays
June 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Valerie the miniature dachshund
April 26, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Hate it when dead men start countdowns
Claude Debussy started the countdown on Spotify
February 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Jerry Springer Thailand, extremely mysterious
January 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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we are all wahhabists on this blessed day
January 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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On his birthday of all days
There was a problem loading search results for "Jeremy Renner"
January 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Dave Bautista has transitioned into James May
Beautiful Dave Bautista
December 16, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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Aoife surrounded by her family. The text reads "Merry Gexmas from our family to yours"
December 7, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Quote this with a Star Wars character you're thankful for
Get bricked
November 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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Please be him
March 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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My stream schedule for the week ahead, in a style referencing the Black Eyed Peas album The Beginning. The schedule is: Madagascar 2 on Wednesday 10 at 6:30pm, The Urbz on Friday 12 at 6:30, and Bloodborne on Sunday 14 at 1pm. twitch.tv/postmpanda
January 7, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Happy Christmas gamers, I hope you all have a poggers day and a Goated new year
December 25, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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Love having an adult job so I can decorate my flat like a normal adult would
A picture of a beautiful Na'vi girl with her collection of human artifacts. Most, including three posters, one DVD, and two funko! pops are based on the film Black Adam, but she also has a PS3 copy of Avatar: the Game and several UMD films. For some reason two elves on the shelves have found their way into the shrine
December 10, 2023 at 7:09 PM
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It started out as a bit, why did it end up like this?
It was only a bit
It was only a bit
A screenshot of my top six artists of 2023 so far on Last.fm, showing that the Black Eyed Peas are now in first place with 389 scrobbles (beating out Andrew Prahlow by 2 listens)
November 25, 2023 at 11:28 AM
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This is infinitely funny to me
The Rotten Tomatoes scores for the 2021 Horror film Willy's Wonderland. It has a 61% critic score and a 68% audience score The Rotten Tomatoes scores for the 2023 Horror film Five Nights at Freddy's. It has a 25% critic score and a 89% audience score
October 29, 2023 at 1:03 PM
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Remember to wear your fookin poppy
Cookie Monster, a furry blue Muppet, sat on a green sofa. He is wearing a poppy on his lapel
October 27, 2023 at 10:17 AM
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I meant what I said
A woman in glasses with red hair holding a plastic lightsaber in front of her face. The lightsaber has a green blade and has Baby Yoda on the hilt
October 26, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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Sometimes a sentence hits you so hard
Mouse Ghaddafi was successful in creating the mouse United States of Africa in this universe.
October 22, 2023 at 8:57 PM
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To celebrate Star Warstober I'm going to watch the series in the real order
So we start with Rey, then flash back to see what was up with that old guy who just got killed. After that we go to TLJ, which gives us another old guy we need to flash back to, so we do Rogue One, which gives us a younger guy to flash back to, before moving on to Episode 4. Episode 4 gives us another old guy to flash back to, so we go to Kenobi before continuing on to episode 5. Episode 5 reveals that the guy in that black suit we've seen in Episodes 4,5, and Kenobi is actually one of the old guy's dad's so we go back to the prequels + clone wars to get to know him, moving through bad batch and rebels before we take a quick breather to celebrate Life Day. Once the holiday is over we finally return to Luke and see him confront his dad again. In the aftermath of the Battle of Endor we follow it's true heroes, the Ewoks, through a couple of adventures they have, before checking in on some other guys having adventures so we can truly understand the twisted mind of George Lucas
October 14, 2023 at 11:46 PM
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Star Warstober is about to enter week 2, time to battle some fronts and unleash the force
Yellow text on a background of stars in space, in the style of Star Wars opening crawls, listing my upcoming streams for the next week, on Monday 10th (Battlefront 2), Tuesday 11th (Battlefront 2), Wednesday 12th (Battlefront 2), Thursday 13th (The Force Unleashed) and Saturday 15th (The Force Unleashed). Also featured are several images of star wars characters, including Jar Jar Binks, Watto, and Starkiller
October 7, 2023 at 11:47 PM
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An image in a custom font called "Chernobyl" reading "Meesa a manic depressive (self diagnosed)
October 4, 2023 at 3:19 PM
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This website is promising an awful lot for an extremely minor character in two films
100+ Watto Quotes
September 30, 2023 at 8:15 PM
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Lock Screen
An iPhone lockscreen featuring Henry Kissinger smiling and looking directly into your eyes. In front of him is a wine glass, perhaps with a nice Austrian Riesling in it. The date reads Thursday 28th September in Swedish, with the date on the Islamic calendar next to it
September 28, 2023 at 6:44 PM
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40% of the UK wants shit-filled rivers
A picture of a protester at a rejoin EU march in London holding a placard reading "National Rejoin March - over 60% of the UK want clean rivers #rejoinEU", somehow implying that being in the EU would fix our shitty water companies
September 23, 2023 at 8:13 PM
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Alf
A slightly-seductive headshot of Alf from the sitcom Alf, a furry alien with a pig-like snout
September 20, 2023 at 5:36 PM