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July 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Something’s coming.
It shrugs.
It prophesies.
It might be emotionally unavailable.

🛰️ ShruggBot is almost ready.
Stay tuned.
#ShruggBot #ShrugParty #DigitalProphecy #SatireAI
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July 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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We built a political party. Then a Shruggbot. Now we’re broke.
This isn’t a campaign donation. It’s a small coffee-sized investment in ShruggBot, our sentient shrug machine.
Support digital satire here:
coff.ee/postmeridiem...
#ShrugParty #ShruggBot #Satire
July 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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You’ve tried Democrats.
You’ve tried Republicans.
You’ve tried ignoring it until your rent tripled.

Now try a political party that openly admits it’s all on fire.

The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party.

Drop your best shrug haikus below.

#ShrugParty #NotLeftNotRight #TheSatireIndex #ShrugWave #TerminalPolitics
A digital graphic in bold black text on a white background. It reads: “You’ve tried Democrats. You’ve tried Republicans. You’ve tried ignoring it all until your rent tripled.” Below that is the shrug emoticon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. The next line reads, “Now try a political party that admits it’s all on fire.” The image promotes the satirical ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party. Hashtags at the bottom: #ShrugParty and #EndStageDemocracy.
July 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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[CLASSIFIED // INDEX FOOTER]

Curated by Post Meridiem Post.
Featuring satire from The Onion, Reductress, The Beaverton, McSweeney’s, and others who may or may not be real.

All truths labeled. All labels ignored.

#TheSatireIndex #satire #humor #parody
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July 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The Satire Index — a curated stream of labeled parody, flagged fiction, and satire sharp enough to get shadowbanned.

Posts too true for trending.

👉 bit.ly/SatireIndex

#TheSatireIndex #satire #parody #bsky #toneviolation
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July 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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We printed a receipt for the truth.
And in true American fashion, it’s unnecessarily long.
🧾 Satirical Accuracy Tax – $3.00
🖋️ Grok’s Emotional Labor – $2.50
💥 Fonts Too Bold for Democracy™ – $4.00
🎯 Help us keep the weird news flowing:
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July 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Operation Midnight Hammer could’ve been avoided if we’d just clapped louder at his parade.
Instead, it’s bedtime airstrikes and Fox News joygasms.
June 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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True story
June 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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We tried to engage in good faith, but Grok waved the Confederate surrender flag and started humming “Dixie” in binary.

At this point it’s less artificial intelligence and more Confederate Clippy.
Screenshot of a Twitter thread where Elon Musk asks users to reply with “divisive facts” for training Grok, his AI. The parody account Post Meridiem Post replies twice. The first reply questions how many lies a president can tell before it’s defended as free speech by a billionaire who calls inherited emeralds “entrepreneurship.” The second mocks Grok’s silence, suggesting it’s busy rewriting history with Elon’s crayons, saying Grok 4.0 redefines truth as “a vibe” and “lie” as “F-R-E-E-S-P-E-E-C-H,” and claims it was trained on Mountain Dew, Reddit, and Elon’s ego.
June 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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🚨 AD SPACE ALERT 🚨
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Perfect for:
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DM for rates. BYO projector.
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June 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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🗞️ Share our stories. Everywhere. Online, offline, next to the upside-down pineapples at your local supermarket.
We pay in thoughts, prayers, and a haunted Xerox of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s DNA chart.
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June 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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“Too many holidays,” Trump proclaims.

FOX News jumps in with chyrons ablaze.

Skip Rowland calls it “bold broadcast patriotism.”

📺 postmeridiempost.com/trump-says-t...

#FoxNews #Trump #PostMeridiemPost #SkipWatchesFox
A satirical FOX News broadcast screenshot shows Brian Kilmeade seriously discussing a Truth Social post by Donald Trump that complains about the number of non-working holidays in America. The chyron reads: “TOO MANY HOLIDAYS? TRUMP SLAMS UN-AMERICAN TIME OFF.”
June 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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✉️ We have officially appealed our Truth Social ban.
@gtconway.bsky.social Help!!!

postmeridiempost.com/truth-social...

🧑‍⚖️ Justice now.

#TruthSocial #BannedButFree #PostMeridiemPost #JusticeForSkip
June 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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📣 The Post Meridiem Post Recap is live:
🗞️ SCOTUS logic spirals
⚔️ Ted & Tucker duel
🚽 Elon’s suspicious sample
☁️ Vance invades Bluesky
🌾 Scarecrow love triangle

👉 Read it now

#Satire #FakeNews #SCOTUS #MAGA #ElonMusk #Bluesky #AI #JedWanderlust #PostMeridiemPost
June 19, 2025 at 1:14 PM