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· Jul 22
Why We’re Pausing The Walnut Prophecy Weekly Chapters (But Not the Magic)
Dr. Thaddeus T. Stone analyzes a recent text to President Trump, warning of the dangers of receiving divine messages via unsecured digital channels and the risk of interception by psychic squirrels.
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The Walnut Prophecy is becoming a real book.
The serial is pausing, not ending, while we move toward a full, finished, published version.
In the meantime, we’re shifting to standalone stories.
New fiction tonight.
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#TheSatireIndex #booksky #shortstory
The serial is pausing, not ending, while we move toward a full, finished, published version.
In the meantime, we’re shifting to standalone stories.
New fiction tonight.
postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
#TheSatireIndex #booksky #shortstory
While CBS pays Trump $16M to avoid defending basic journalism, South Park takes Paramount's $1.5B then immediately depicts the president in bed with Satan. THIS is what courage looks like.
#TheSatireIndex #DonaldTrump #CBS #Paramount #Epstein
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#TheSatireIndex #DonaldTrump #CBS #Paramount #Epstein
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How South Park Delivered Fearless Trump Satire While Corporate Media Cowered
As CBS pays Trump millions to settle frivolous lawsuits, South Park creators take $1.5 billion from Paramount then immediately mock both Trump and corporate capitulation in brutal Season 27 premiere.
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July 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
While CBS pays Trump $16M to avoid defending basic journalism, South Park takes Paramount's $1.5B then immediately depicts the president in bed with Satan. THIS is what courage looks like.
#TheSatireIndex #DonaldTrump #CBS #Paramount #Epstein
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#TheSatireIndex #DonaldTrump #CBS #Paramount #Epstein
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A lake longs to dance.
A bureaucrat files a weather variance.
Reality gets… complicated.
The Lake That Longed to Dance is a standalone tale from the world of The Walnut Prophecy.
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#TheSatireIndex #shortstory #booksky #FantasyFiction #PostMeridiemPost
A bureaucrat files a weather variance.
Reality gets… complicated.
The Lake That Longed to Dance is a standalone tale from the world of The Walnut Prophecy.
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#TheSatireIndex #shortstory #booksky #FantasyFiction #PostMeridiemPost
The Lake That Longed to Dance – A Ripple-Tale from The Walnut Prophecy Universe
In a world ruled by sacred bureaucracy, Lake Lorna Belle just wants to dance. But with no feet, no rhythm section, and a Cease and Desist scroll in her ripples, joy has never been so regulated—or so r...
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July 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A lake longs to dance.
A bureaucrat files a weather variance.
Reality gets… complicated.
The Lake That Longed to Dance is a standalone tale from the world of The Walnut Prophecy.
📖 postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
#TheSatireIndex #shortstory #booksky #FantasyFiction #PostMeridiemPost
A bureaucrat files a weather variance.
Reality gets… complicated.
The Lake That Longed to Dance is a standalone tale from the world of The Walnut Prophecy.
📖 postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
#TheSatireIndex #shortstory #booksky #FantasyFiction #PostMeridiemPost
The Walnut Prophecy is becoming a real book.
The serial is pausing, not ending, while we move toward a full, finished, published version.
In the meantime, we’re shifting to standalone stories.
New fiction tonight.
postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
#TheSatireIndex #booksky #shortstory
The serial is pausing, not ending, while we move toward a full, finished, published version.
In the meantime, we’re shifting to standalone stories.
New fiction tonight.
postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
#TheSatireIndex #booksky #shortstory
Why We’re Pausing The Walnut Prophecy Weekly Chapters (But Not the Magic)
Dr. Thaddeus T. Stone analyzes a recent text to President Trump, warning of the dangers of receiving divine messages via unsecured digital channels and the risk of interception by psychic squirrels.
postmeridiempost.com
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The Walnut Prophecy is becoming a real book.
The serial is pausing, not ending, while we move toward a full, finished, published version.
In the meantime, we’re shifting to standalone stories.
New fiction tonight.
postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
#TheSatireIndex #booksky #shortstory
The serial is pausing, not ending, while we move toward a full, finished, published version.
In the meantime, we’re shifting to standalone stories.
New fiction tonight.
postmeridiempost.com/fiction/the-...
#TheSatireIndex #booksky #shortstory
Indie publishers aren’t being censored by Google.
They’re being compiled out of existence.
Monty Blackwood explores how algorithmic opacity creates a sanitized, brand-safe web with no room for satire.
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#TheSatireIndex #Google #MediaBias #DigitalSuppression
They’re being compiled out of existence.
Monty Blackwood explores how algorithmic opacity creates a sanitized, brand-safe web with no room for satire.
postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk...
#TheSatireIndex #Google #MediaBias #DigitalSuppression
Google’s Gulf of Compliance | Big Tech, Trump, and the Algorithmic Slide into Authoritarianism
Google renamed the Gulf of Mexico to appease Trump—while burying satire in its search results. Big Tech isn't resisting authoritarianism; it's optimizing for it.
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July 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Indie publishers aren’t being censored by Google.
They’re being compiled out of existence.
Monty Blackwood explores how algorithmic opacity creates a sanitized, brand-safe web with no room for satire.
postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk...
#TheSatireIndex #Google #MediaBias #DigitalSuppression
They’re being compiled out of existence.
Monty Blackwood explores how algorithmic opacity creates a sanitized, brand-safe web with no room for satire.
postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk...
#TheSatireIndex #Google #MediaBias #DigitalSuppression
Chicago built a $2 billion tourist economy on a hole in the ground where a cartoon rat may or may not live.
Jed investigates. He leaves changed.
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#TheSatireIndex #JedReports #Americana #Chicago #InfrastructureSpirituality
Jed investigates. He leaves changed.
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#TheSatireIndex #JedReports #Americana #Chicago #InfrastructureSpirituality
The Chicago Rat Hole Rebellion: Sidewalk Faith and Concrete Politics
Jed investigates Chicago’s infamous Rat Hole — a sidewalk crack turned community shrine. After its removal, locals rise up in cheese-fueled protest.
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July 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Chicago built a $2 billion tourist economy on a hole in the ground where a cartoon rat may or may not live.
Jed investigates. He leaves changed.
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#TheSatireIndex #JedReports #Americana #Chicago #InfrastructureSpirituality
Jed investigates. He leaves changed.
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#TheSatireIndex #JedReports #Americana #Chicago #InfrastructureSpirituality
CBS: "Canceling Colbert is purely financial"
Also CBS: Keeps shows with worse ratings
The timeline that totally isn't suspicious:
July 2: Paramount pays Trump $16M to drop bogus lawsuit
July 15: Colbert calls it "a big fat bribe"
July 17: CBS "discovers" financial hardship
Also CBS: Keeps shows with worse ratings
The timeline that totally isn't suspicious:
July 2: Paramount pays Trump $16M to drop bogus lawsuit
July 15: Colbert calls it "a big fat bribe"
July 17: CBS "discovers" financial hardship
July 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
CBS: "Canceling Colbert is purely financial"
Also CBS: Keeps shows with worse ratings
The timeline that totally isn't suspicious:
July 2: Paramount pays Trump $16M to drop bogus lawsuit
July 15: Colbert calls it "a big fat bribe"
July 17: CBS "discovers" financial hardship
Also CBS: Keeps shows with worse ratings
The timeline that totally isn't suspicious:
July 2: Paramount pays Trump $16M to drop bogus lawsuit
July 15: Colbert calls it "a big fat bribe"
July 17: CBS "discovers" financial hardship
NPR and PBS are being sued by MAGA voters for "excessive objectivity."
Apparently, not lying is now unconstitutional.
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe reports:
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#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #MediaBias #NewsOrNot #PBS #NPR
Apparently, not lying is now unconstitutional.
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe reports:
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#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #MediaBias #NewsOrNot #PBS #NPR
How MAGA Mistakes Objectivity for Liberal Bias While Suing Media Into Silence | Post Meridiem Post
As House Republicans vote to defund NPR and PBS for "bias," Trump simultaneously sues ABC and CBS into multimillion-dollar settlements for practicing basic journalism. Nigel dissects the war on object...
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July 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
NPR and PBS are being sued by MAGA voters for "excessive objectivity."
Apparently, not lying is now unconstitutional.
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe reports:
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#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #MediaBias #NewsOrNot #PBS #NPR
Apparently, not lying is now unconstitutional.
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe reports:
postmeridiempost.com/politics/mag...
#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #MediaBias #NewsOrNot #PBS #NPR
ShruggBot is officially live! The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party's AI spokesperson that responds to headlines with the exact level of enthusiasm they deserve (spoiler: not much)
Try the bot: shrugparty.postmeridiempost.com
Try the bot: shrugparty.postmeridiempost.com
The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party
Join the Shrugg Party and let indifference guide the way.
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July 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
ShruggBot is officially live! The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party's AI spokesperson that responds to headlines with the exact level of enthusiasm they deserve (spoiler: not much)
Try the bot: shrugparty.postmeridiempost.com
Try the bot: shrugparty.postmeridiempost.com
The average MAGA voter isn’t loyal to Trump — they’re loyal to an idea of Trump they’ve never met.
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down how intentional ignorance fuels the brand more than truth ever could.
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#TheSatireIndex #NigelReports #Trump #MAGA
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down how intentional ignorance fuels the brand more than truth ever could.
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#TheSatireIndex #NigelReports #Trump #MAGA
"Wait, He Did What?": Things MAGA Still Doesn't Know About Trump | Post Meridiem Post
A satirical exposé revealing the shocking (and publicly available) facts about Trump that his supporters somehow missed, from Epstein ties to COVID failures.
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July 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The average MAGA voter isn’t loyal to Trump — they’re loyal to an idea of Trump they’ve never met.
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down how intentional ignorance fuels the brand more than truth ever could.
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#TheSatireIndex #NigelReports #Trump #MAGA
Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down how intentional ignorance fuels the brand more than truth ever could.
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#TheSatireIndex #NigelReports #Trump #MAGA
VP J.D. Vance and Elon Musk are allegedly feuding over control of the U.S. coffee supply chain.
Yes, really.
Veranda reports on the espresso-based instability threatening democracy.
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#CaffeineCoup #Musk #Vance #Satire #TheSatireIndex
Yes, really.
Veranda reports on the espresso-based instability threatening democracy.
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#CaffeineCoup #Musk #Vance #Satire #TheSatireIndex
Vance, Musk, and the Caffeine Coup | Veranda’s Veracity
Veranda reveals studio secrets from a cracked Celsius can: JD Vance navigates loyalty to Trump, empathy for Musk, and media theatrics in a caffeine-fueled spectacle.
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July 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
VP J.D. Vance and Elon Musk are allegedly feuding over control of the U.S. coffee supply chain.
Yes, really.
Veranda reports on the espresso-based instability threatening democracy.
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#CaffeineCoup #Musk #Vance #Satire #TheSatireIndex
Yes, really.
Veranda reports on the espresso-based instability threatening democracy.
☕ postmeridiempost.com/culture/goss...
#CaffeineCoup #Musk #Vance #Satire #TheSatireIndex
ICE turned a detention facility into “Alligator Alcatraz” — complete with tours, merch, and casual human suffering.
The cruelty isn’t hidden anymore. It’s themed.
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#AbolishICE #Satire #Immigration #AmericanHorror #TheSatireIndex
The cruelty isn’t hidden anymore. It’s themed.
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#AbolishICE #Satire #Immigration #AmericanHorror #TheSatireIndex
Alligator Alcatraz: Inside MAGA’s Swamp-Themed Cruelty Resort
Alligator Alcatraz turns migrant detention into a MAGA tourist trap—complete with worms, sewage, and souvenir shot glasses. Nigel investigates cruelty as content and capitalism.
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July 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ICE turned a detention facility into “Alligator Alcatraz” — complete with tours, merch, and casual human suffering.
The cruelty isn’t hidden anymore. It’s themed.
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#AbolishICE #Satire #Immigration #AmericanHorror #TheSatireIndex
The cruelty isn’t hidden anymore. It’s themed.
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#AbolishICE #Satire #Immigration #AmericanHorror #TheSatireIndex
Something’s coming.
It shrugs.
It prophesies.
It might be emotionally unavailable.
🛰️ ShruggBot is almost ready.
Stay tuned.
#ShruggBot #ShrugParty #DigitalProphecy #SatireAI
It shrugs.
It prophesies.
It might be emotionally unavailable.
🛰️ ShruggBot is almost ready.
Stay tuned.
#ShruggBot #ShrugParty #DigitalProphecy #SatireAI
July 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Something’s coming.
It shrugs.
It prophesies.
It might be emotionally unavailable.
🛰️ ShruggBot is almost ready.
Stay tuned.
#ShruggBot #ShrugParty #DigitalProphecy #SatireAI
It shrugs.
It prophesies.
It might be emotionally unavailable.
🛰️ ShruggBot is almost ready.
Stay tuned.
#ShruggBot #ShrugParty #DigitalProphecy #SatireAI
We built a political party. Then a Shruggbot. Now we’re broke.
This isn’t a campaign donation. It’s a small coffee-sized investment in ShruggBot, our sentient shrug machine.
Support digital satire here:
coff.ee/postmeridiem...
#ShrugParty #ShruggBot #Satire
This isn’t a campaign donation. It’s a small coffee-sized investment in ShruggBot, our sentient shrug machine.
Support digital satire here:
coff.ee/postmeridiem...
#ShrugParty #ShruggBot #Satire
July 11, 2025 at 2:21 PM
We built a political party. Then a Shruggbot. Now we’re broke.
This isn’t a campaign donation. It’s a small coffee-sized investment in ShruggBot, our sentient shrug machine.
Support digital satire here:
coff.ee/postmeridiem...
#ShrugParty #ShruggBot #Satire
This isn’t a campaign donation. It’s a small coffee-sized investment in ShruggBot, our sentient shrug machine.
Support digital satire here:
coff.ee/postmeridiem...
#ShrugParty #ShruggBot #Satire
Elon’s AI wrote MechaHitler fanfic.
The CEO of X resigned.
Somehow, this still doesn’t count as the weirdest part of 2025.
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#Grok #AI #ElonMusk #TheSatireIndex
The CEO of X resigned.
Somehow, this still doesn’t count as the weirdest part of 2025.
📎 postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk...
#Grok #AI #ElonMusk #TheSatireIndex
X CEO Resigns After MechaHitler Meltdown | Post Meridiem Post
Linda Yaccarino resigns. Grok goes full MechaHitler. The ¯(ツ)/¯ Party warned you. A satirical deep dive into X’s latest collapse, AI hallucinations, and the billion-dollar shrug.
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July 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Elon’s AI wrote MechaHitler fanfic.
The CEO of X resigned.
Somehow, this still doesn’t count as the weirdest part of 2025.
📎 postmeridiempost.com/editors-desk...
#Grok #AI #ElonMusk #TheSatireIndex
The CEO of X resigned.
Somehow, this still doesn’t count as the weirdest part of 2025.
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#Grok #AI #ElonMusk #TheSatireIndex
A gravity-defying water pump has been discovered in a Chicago forest preserve. Locals revere it. Hydrologists fear it.
Come drink from the eternal spigot:
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#Chicago #PumpLore #TheSatireIndex
Come drink from the eternal spigot:
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#Chicago #PumpLore #TheSatireIndex
Chicago’s Magic Pump Sparks Microbrew Diplomacy in Schiller Woods
In Schiller Woods, Jed encounters a water pump locals believe heals the body and soul. What follows is a standoff between brewmasters, park rangers, and the unblinking spout of legend.
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July 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A gravity-defying water pump has been discovered in a Chicago forest preserve. Locals revere it. Hydrologists fear it.
Come drink from the eternal spigot:
postmeridiempost.com/travel/magic...
#Chicago #PumpLore #TheSatireIndex
Come drink from the eternal spigot:
postmeridiempost.com/travel/magic...
#Chicago #PumpLore #TheSatireIndex
BREAKING: The ¯\(ツ)/¯ Party is now real, legally recognized, and emotionally unavailable.
Our first act? Launch a manifesto Elon will definitely misread as support.
@mcuban.bsky.social can we get you onboard?
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#ShrugParty #NewPartyWhoDis #TheSatireIndex
Our first act? Launch a manifesto Elon will definitely misread as support.
@mcuban.bsky.social can we get you onboard?
📎 postmeridiempost.com/politics/shr...
#ShrugParty #NewPartyWhoDis #TheSatireIndex
The ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party Manifesto | A Political Movement of Shrugs and Brutal Honesty
Fed up with billionaires, bots, and bipartisanship cosplay? Meet the ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Party: the satirical third party America didn’t ask for—but probably deserves.
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July 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
BREAKING: The ¯\(ツ)/¯ Party is now real, legally recognized, and emotionally unavailable.
Our first act? Launch a manifesto Elon will definitely misread as support.
@mcuban.bsky.social can we get you onboard?
📎 postmeridiempost.com/politics/shr...
#ShrugParty #NewPartyWhoDis #TheSatireIndex
Our first act? Launch a manifesto Elon will definitely misread as support.
@mcuban.bsky.social can we get you onboard?
📎 postmeridiempost.com/politics/shr...
#ShrugParty #NewPartyWhoDis #TheSatireIndex
MAGA influencers:
🧢: "Superman is one of us!"
🦸♂️: “I’m literally an immigrant refugee who punches fascists.”
📉: Projection Error.
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#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #satire
🧢: "Superman is one of us!"
🦸♂️: “I’m literally an immigrant refugee who punches fascists.”
📉: Projection Error.
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#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #satire
Superman Isn’t MAGA Enough: Right-Wing Rage Demands a Homelander Hero
Right-wing influencers are furious that Superman isn’t violent, nationalist, or vengeful enough. MAGA Twitter wants a hero—but they prefer Homelander to the Man of Steel.
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July 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
MAGA influencers:
🧢: "Superman is one of us!"
🦸♂️: “I’m literally an immigrant refugee who punches fascists.”
📉: Projection Error.
📖 postmeridiempost.com/politics/sup...
#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #satire
🧢: "Superman is one of us!"
🦸♂️: “I’m literally an immigrant refugee who punches fascists.”
📉: Projection Error.
📖 postmeridiempost.com/politics/sup...
#TheSatireIndex #MAGA #satire
You’ve tried Democrats.
You’ve tried Republicans.
You’ve tried ignoring it until your rent tripled.
Now try a political party that openly admits it’s all on fire.
The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party.
Drop your best shrug haikus below.
#ShrugParty #NotLeftNotRight #TheSatireIndex #ShrugWave #TerminalPolitics
You’ve tried Republicans.
You’ve tried ignoring it until your rent tripled.
Now try a political party that openly admits it’s all on fire.
The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party.
Drop your best shrug haikus below.
#ShrugParty #NotLeftNotRight #TheSatireIndex #ShrugWave #TerminalPolitics
July 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You’ve tried Democrats.
You’ve tried Republicans.
You’ve tried ignoring it until your rent tripled.
Now try a political party that openly admits it’s all on fire.
The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party.
Drop your best shrug haikus below.
#ShrugParty #NotLeftNotRight #TheSatireIndex #ShrugWave #TerminalPolitics
You’ve tried Republicans.
You’ve tried ignoring it until your rent tripled.
Now try a political party that openly admits it’s all on fire.
The ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Party.
Drop your best shrug haikus below.
#ShrugParty #NotLeftNotRight #TheSatireIndex #ShrugWave #TerminalPolitics
Jeff Bezos got married.
There were fireworks, flags, and one (1) nation-state–themed yacht.
Veranda reports from the $50 million wedding so rich it declared independence.
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There were fireworks, flags, and one (1) nation-state–themed yacht.
Veranda reports from the $50 million wedding so rich it declared independence.
postmeridiempost.com/culture/goss...
Jeff Bezos’ $50M Wedding: Towels Wept, Champagne Spilled, and Hypocrisy Bloomed
Veranda reports from inside Bezos’ $50 million wedding, where private jets, cracked champagne bottles, and scorned towels whisper the truth behind the billionaire spectacle.
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July 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Jeff Bezos got married.
There were fireworks, flags, and one (1) nation-state–themed yacht.
Veranda reports from the $50 million wedding so rich it declared independence.
postmeridiempost.com/culture/goss...
There were fireworks, flags, and one (1) nation-state–themed yacht.
Veranda reports from the $50 million wedding so rich it declared independence.
postmeridiempost.com/culture/goss...
The DOJ confirmed there's no Epstein client list.
So naturally, Elon Musk, Loomer, and Catturd are melting down.
Because without conspiracies, who are they?
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#TheSatireIndex #elonmusk
So naturally, Elon Musk, Loomer, and Catturd are melting down.
Because without conspiracies, who are they?
postmeridiempost.com/politics/mag...
#TheSatireIndex #elonmusk
Conspiracy Collapse: MAGA Meltdowns and the Economy of Denial
When the DOJ debunks Epstein conspiracies, MAGA influencers like Musk, Loomer, and Catturd don’t seek truth—they monetize the tantrum. Nigel Featherstonehaugh-Smythe breaks down the cult of denial.
postmeridiempost.com
July 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
The DOJ confirmed there's no Epstein client list.
So naturally, Elon Musk, Loomer, and Catturd are melting down.
Because without conspiracies, who are they?
postmeridiempost.com/politics/mag...
#TheSatireIndex #elonmusk
So naturally, Elon Musk, Loomer, and Catturd are melting down.
Because without conspiracies, who are they?
postmeridiempost.com/politics/mag...
#TheSatireIndex #elonmusk
NOAA pulled flood monitors from Texas.
Blamed “Dogecoin volatility” and “the state’s political vibe.”
It sounds fake, but Carmen Styles investigates how lives got written off.
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Blamed “Dogecoin volatility” and “the state’s political vibe.”
It sounds fake, but Carmen Styles investigates how lives got written off.
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Texas Floods: NOAA Cuts, DOGE Neglect, and the Politics That Let It Happen
Carmen Styles investigates how defunded weather services, ignored flood warnings, and billionaire politics turned a Texas rainstorm into a deadly disaster—without warning.
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July 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
NOAA pulled flood monitors from Texas.
Blamed “Dogecoin volatility” and “the state’s political vibe.”
It sounds fake, but Carmen Styles investigates how lives got written off.
🔗 postmeridiempost.com/carmen-style...
Blamed “Dogecoin volatility” and “the state’s political vibe.”
It sounds fake, but Carmen Styles investigates how lives got written off.
🔗 postmeridiempost.com/carmen-style...
Kevin Durant has been traded to the Houston Rockets in a seven-team deal that reportedly began as a group therapy session.
Houston, we have a passive-aggressive scorer.
postmeridiempost.com/sports/duran...
#NBA #Rockets #trade #kevindurant #TheSatireIndex
Houston, we have a passive-aggressive scorer.
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#NBA #Rockets #trade #kevindurant #TheSatireIndex
Kevin Durant to Houston in Historic Seven-Team NBA Trade | The Stat-Cat Reports
The NBA pulled off its first-ever seven-team trade to deliver Kevin Durant to the Houston Rockets. Bartholomew “The Stat-Cat” Higgins unpacks the chaos with absurd but statistically sound metrics—no g...
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July 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Kevin Durant has been traded to the Houston Rockets in a seven-team deal that reportedly began as a group therapy session.
Houston, we have a passive-aggressive scorer.
postmeridiempost.com/sports/duran...
#NBA #Rockets #trade #kevindurant #TheSatireIndex
Houston, we have a passive-aggressive scorer.
postmeridiempost.com/sports/duran...
#NBA #Rockets #trade #kevindurant #TheSatireIndex
Mark Cuban says he doesn’t fund politicians, PACs, or dark money groups.
But he did father three of our stories and emotionally neglect a fourth.
We’re not asking for much—just a little child support for your abandoned satirical offspring. Maybe a 529 plan for the Grok one?
But he did father three of our stories and emotionally neglect a fourth.
We’re not asking for much—just a little child support for your abandoned satirical offspring. Maybe a 529 plan for the Grok one?
Lol. I don't give politicians or parties or PACs or dark money groups anything. When I campaigned for Kamala I paid for everything out of my pocket. I wouldn't let them pay for anything.
You can hate or like my positions, that's up to you I want my positions to stand or fall on their own merits
You can hate or like my positions, that's up to you I want my positions to stand or fall on their own merits
Mark. Stop giving the GOP any money. Stop pretending it's both sides.
Capitalist hell
Capitalist hell
July 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mark Cuban says he doesn’t fund politicians, PACs, or dark money groups.
But he did father three of our stories and emotionally neglect a fourth.
We’re not asking for much—just a little child support for your abandoned satirical offspring. Maybe a 529 plan for the Grok one?
But he did father three of our stories and emotionally neglect a fourth.
We’re not asking for much—just a little child support for your abandoned satirical offspring. Maybe a 529 plan for the Grok one?
Turns out Brooklyn doesn’t do surprise deportations. They do group projects in public beatdowns.
July 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Turns out Brooklyn doesn’t do surprise deportations. They do group projects in public beatdowns.
We regret to inform you that 1912 is trending again.
🚨 MEASLES OUTBREAK IN U.S.: WORST YEAR SINCE DISEASE WAS ERADICATED
A disease once eliminated in the U.S. is now roaring back. And we just hit a chilling milestone.
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A disease once eliminated in the U.S. is now roaring back. And we just hit a chilling milestone.
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July 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
We regret to inform you that 1912 is trending again.