Action Hoe
@possumqueen.bsky.social
Divorced single mom, 3 kids, liberal living in a very red Florida county, so sanity is tenuous at times.
Fuck venture capitalism, musky and every son of a bitch like him.
Aka redactedseacow on the dying bird site #twinja
Fuck venture capitalism, musky and every son of a bitch like him.
Aka redactedseacow on the dying bird site #twinja
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Action Hoe
@possumqueen.bsky.social
· Feb 1
Action hoe is my new favorite gardening tool and also my superhero alter ego
Omg today is dragging so much
Just let me go home
Just let me go home
a close up of a dog with its mouth open and a caption that says me at this point in the week .
Alt: a close up of a dog with its mouth open and a caption that says me at this point in the week .
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November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Omg today is dragging so much
Just let me go home
Just let me go home
Dragging myself out of bed this morning with the promise to myself that I’m sleeping in tomorrow
November 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dragging myself out of bed this morning with the promise to myself that I’m sleeping in tomorrow
I need to stop spiraling until I have something concrete to spiral about
alice from alice in wonderland is currently spiraling down
Alt: alice from alice in wonderland is currently spiraling down
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November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I need to stop spiraling until I have something concrete to spiral about
I am having
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
If you write your posts
Like this
For no discernable reason
I am going to hit you
With my car
Like this
For no discernable reason
I am going to hit you
With my car
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I am having
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
A bad morning
And the responses to this post
Were exactly what I needed
Reposted by Action Hoe
I have written the skeets
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I have written the skeets
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
That were in this format
And which were this day so disgusting to you.
Forgive me
They were hilarious
So brief
So dumb.
His children are out of town and he is sad about it
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
His children are out of town and he is sad about it
I burned the turkey because of it but it wasn’t as good a time to eat it and it wasn’t bad.
I burned the turkey because I was in the bathroom and I have to go to the store and get a new one
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I burned the turkey because of it but it wasn’t as good a time to eat it and it wasn’t bad.
I am not getting sick.
My allergies are simply worse today in spite of the pollen not being worse.
I do not have chills, the ac at work is just turned up too much.
My allergies are simply worse today in spite of the pollen not being worse.
I do not have chills, the ac at work is just turned up too much.
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am not getting sick.
My allergies are simply worse today in spite of the pollen not being worse.
I do not have chills, the ac at work is just turned up too much.
My allergies are simply worse today in spite of the pollen not being worse.
I do not have chills, the ac at work is just turned up too much.
Reposted by Action Hoe
Why would you ever... Do this? The website I heard about this said "it might seem like a great idea to..." And no. No where in my mind did brine the turkey in a brine shrimp infested Great Salt Lake ever sound great.
November 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Why would you ever... Do this? The website I heard about this said "it might seem like a great idea to..." And no. No where in my mind did brine the turkey in a brine shrimp infested Great Salt Lake ever sound great.
Reposted by Action Hoe
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Worked thru my lunch again to get that dang report sent up for review and I’m hungry and I have meetings the rest of the day so I guess I’ll just starve
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Worked thru my lunch again to get that dang report sent up for review and I’m hungry and I have meetings the rest of the day so I guess I’ll just starve
I sincerely hate the extremely reckless drivers here who go 20+ over the speed limit.
But I might hate the snowbirds who go 5-15 under the speed limit at rush hour. They’re retired, why are they all out peering over their steering wheels at 7 fucking am.
But I might hate the snowbirds who go 5-15 under the speed limit at rush hour. They’re retired, why are they all out peering over their steering wheels at 7 fucking am.
a dog is sticking its head out of the steering wheel of a car with the words trendizisst above it
Alt: a old woman is sticking her head out of the steering wheel of a car
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November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I sincerely hate the extremely reckless drivers here who go 20+ over the speed limit.
But I might hate the snowbirds who go 5-15 under the speed limit at rush hour. They’re retired, why are they all out peering over their steering wheels at 7 fucking am.
But I might hate the snowbirds who go 5-15 under the speed limit at rush hour. They’re retired, why are they all out peering over their steering wheels at 7 fucking am.
Speaking of pigs there’s only one in the White House and of course he’s all for what happened to Khashoggi.
He wants to do that to anyone who reports about him unfavorably.
He wants to do that to anyone who reports about him unfavorably.
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Speaking of pigs there’s only one in the White House and of course he’s all for what happened to Khashoggi.
He wants to do that to anyone who reports about him unfavorably.
He wants to do that to anyone who reports about him unfavorably.
Just accidentally worked a 13 hour day trying to get a dang report out (it’s still not done)
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Just accidentally worked a 13 hour day trying to get a dang report out (it’s still not done)
There’s a very cranky bitchy woman in this pep boys waiting room being incredibly rude to this soft spoken British woman who dared to turn down Fox News so she could hear the service guy.
Bitchy woman is now reading a book angrily while simultaneously watching the very loud “news.”
Bitchy woman is now reading a book angrily while simultaneously watching the very loud “news.”
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There’s a very cranky bitchy woman in this pep boys waiting room being incredibly rude to this soft spoken British woman who dared to turn down Fox News so she could hear the service guy.
Bitchy woman is now reading a book angrily while simultaneously watching the very loud “news.”
Bitchy woman is now reading a book angrily while simultaneously watching the very loud “news.”
No one could have predicted that in 2025 my 9 year old boy would be obsessed with the Backstreet Boys I want it that way
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
No one could have predicted that in 2025 my 9 year old boy would be obsessed with the Backstreet Boys I want it that way
I have fully used the available balance on both my HSA and dependent care FSA. Please clap.
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I have fully used the available balance on both my HSA and dependent care FSA. Please clap.
Reposted by Action Hoe
I love my new keyboard but I really hate the acrid plastic smell it currently has and I really hope it de-stinks soon
November 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I love my new keyboard but I really hate the acrid plastic smell it currently has and I really hope it de-stinks soon
This time of year our office is always pretty sparse, but today it’s just me and the big boss.
Awkward.
But also I’m probably going to be able to get a lot done.
Awkward.
But also I’m probably going to be able to get a lot done.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
This time of year our office is always pretty sparse, but today it’s just me and the big boss.
Awkward.
But also I’m probably going to be able to get a lot done.
Awkward.
But also I’m probably going to be able to get a lot done.
Why is there always so much to do?
(Laundry, folding laundry, dishes, cleaning, more laundry, more dishes, cooking, grocery shopping, more laundry)
(Laundry, folding laundry, dishes, cleaning, more laundry, more dishes, cooking, grocery shopping, more laundry)
a man in a suit and tie is saying i just want it to stop .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying i just want it to stop .
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November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why is there always so much to do?
(Laundry, folding laundry, dishes, cleaning, more laundry, more dishes, cooking, grocery shopping, more laundry)
(Laundry, folding laundry, dishes, cleaning, more laundry, more dishes, cooking, grocery shopping, more laundry)
Introducing @trashpandajedi.bsky.social to youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E because somehow he’s never seen it
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
YouTube video by Bad Lip Reading
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November 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Introducing @trashpandajedi.bsky.social to youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E because somehow he’s never seen it
Fighting the urge to play Christmas music with my entire soul
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fighting the urge to play Christmas music with my entire soul