And he sits there and takes it, because if he doesn't Mom - who can just casually shrug off half of Simba's extended family chewing on her back - will show up and bite him in half.

Pictured: my cat, confident that if she can just take me down she could eat like a queen for a year.

I mentioned earlier that they chew on Nile Crocodiles - I wasn't kidding, baby Hippos use them as teething rings since the texture of their scales is satisfying to gum.

Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."

To be fair, the lack of cool Spanish keyboards is what I'm sure has saved me an accumulated couple grand over the years.

you know what we call software that autonomously installs malware?

Malware.

As somebody who got a very late diagnostic, I just realized that this year and I was half shocked and half horrified. It also explains so much about, well, *waves hands around*

That'd require "admitting vulnerability" which is the other thing they're terrified of.

He throws the princess up in the air, changes equipment quickly before she falls down then quickly catches her in his arms again. That's what the Agility stat is for.