@bwhelan17.bsky.social Not stalking you, honest!

@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Just for you…
A puntastic birthday card recently sent to the husband, and a charming illustration by a talented friend (spot the tort!)…

@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Much munching of lovely lamb’s lettuce lately…! #TortoiseWeather

My shelly pal Lenny had a fab time today: out in the warm sunshine from 10am, then I fetched him his very own log! Wood you believe it? Here he is, braving scaling its north face…
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Turns out that Marine Le Pen isn’t a biro that works underwater. My bad.

Somebody is definitely into his grub today! 🥬💚

@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Better late than never, here’s You Know Who enjoying his first fresh air and sunshine of the year, last week…

@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Look what we got ourselves for Valentine’s…! A Steiff ‘Slo’ Schildkröte. He’s called Benny = B(ig L)enny. Cute, huh?

@mcneany-matthew.bsky.social Aware that you like all matters tortoise, I thought you’d like to see this festive felt tort, which talented relative Annette made for our Christmas tree. She even included some lovely lettuce!🎄🐢💚

@jslovechild.bsky.social 🍻

@sophiep25397.bsky.social Long time no speak! Fifth in the PL, huh? Awesome! You must be chuffed… 👍

@trevdod.bsky.social Nippy up there today, Trev?

@morecambebob.bsky.social Not stalking you, promise!