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Sally Walters
@portion-police.bsky.social
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Pedantic Lancastrian. Favourite wife. Adoptive mum to a tortoise and a Yeti. LFC/Shrimps. Appreciates alliteration.
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Nevertheless, let us hope her political career dries up.
April 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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You were right, Sophie: it didn’t last. THIRD eh?!
February 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Toon were Marmoulised!
February 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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That is not a meal. That is a culinary (and potential coronary) catastrophe cloaked in cardboard.
February 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Adding boiling water to a jar? Cracking idea…
February 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Get your plates of meat orf my, er…?
February 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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AbdoulNO!!!!!!!!! Doucoure
February 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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It’s very popular in Lancaster (and Lincoln and, er, Blenheim).
February 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Mike the Meat is lame anyway. Mike should have been a bicycle (or tricycle) repair man. Or changed his name to Pete…
February 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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But he might be a horse(meat) whisperer…
February 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Pie and mask. You can get it everywhere, silly…
February 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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And very fluffy/strokable…!
February 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Each to their own, I guess… :-s
February 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Fair.
February 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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But… but… you have no custard. Is everything OK?
February 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Admirable alliteration!
January 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM