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Radiohead's best song is Creep. He/him. Beroncey. Gregghead. I like music. I like lyrics. Bubly. Ace. Up the fuckin Toffees #UTFT. And of course, #BBN
Happy Birthday to Emotionalism! It's definitely my favorite Avett Brothers album, possibly my favorite album all-time in general. It'd be graduating high school this year! 🎓🎂
May 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I've gained almost 50 new followers in the last two days, wtf is going on? Anyone else seeing an influx?
January 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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I tried to ask a simple question about how best to express a speed of 1000 meters per 1/60 of a minute, but all I got was people telling me to km/s
January 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
AHHHHH shit I forgot GMs the last few days 😫

Anyway. Good morning Bluesky! These holidays can be busy times, I'm gonna blame my failure on that lol
January 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Day #50 (!!) of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! It's another #KickAssMonday, even though it feels like it could be any day of the week right now. Let's go kick some ass today.
December 30, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Day #49 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! Up the Toffees.
December 29, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Day #48 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! I almost forgot, again, but by my watch there's still 65 minutes of "morning". Happy... Saturday? Sunday?...to you all!
December 28, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Hey you. Yes, you. I'm literally singling YOU out right now. You matter. You are loved. I love you. We only move through this little neck of our galaxy one time, probably, so let's make the most of it.
December 27, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Day #47 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! I'm pretty sure it's Friday, so I hope you all have a great end to your week. Anyone got any concerts or movies planned for this weekend?
December 27, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Day #46 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! Off the top of my head I don't know what day of the week it is, probably Wednesday or Thursday. Up the fuckin Toffees! (I guess)
December 26, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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IT'S MOVIE HOUSE
December 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Day #45 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! Merry Christmas, and happy On Cinema at the Cinema Season 15 Day! #gregghead
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Day #44 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky, and Merry Wednesday Eve to you all!
December 24, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Does ACAB include Sgt. Al Powell?
December 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Day #43 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! It's #KickAssMonday, kind of, so let's do this 💪👍
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Day #42 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! I think I'm gonna forget one of these next few days, just a lot going on. But that's alright. If I don't post it, just know I'm still thinking it. Have a good one 💪🍿
December 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Day #41 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! It's the solstice, so go do all those things you can only do on the shortest day of the year. Have a great one 👍🍿
December 21, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Day #40 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! This is the last Friday before the new season of On Cinema at the Cinema comes out, so behave accordingly 👍
December 20, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Day #39 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! Hope you all have a great Thursday. Six days until the big day! (On Cinema Season 15 premiers💪)
December 19, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Day #38 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! I bet you all thought I forgot. Nope, not yet. But I worry it's coming, lol. My goal is 50. We got this 💪
December 18, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Our Christmas break has started early! Sickness going around right now, our attendance was 79%, so yeah, good decision to cancel the rest of the week. Ho ho ho!
Day #37 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! We have three more days until our christmas break so yes the countdown has begun.
December 18, 2024 at 1:01 AM
I accidentally packed a beer in my school lunch today 😩 (the can looks like one of my sparkling water cans, totally innocent mistake!! 😂)
December 17, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Day #37 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! We have three more days until our christmas break so yes the countdown has begun.
December 17, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Day #36 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! It's #KickAssMonday, and as fate would have it, I'm in a mood to kick some Monday ass today so let's do this 💪👍

(Random: I've been listening to Songs About Jane for the past week. the only good M5 album.)
December 16, 2024 at 11:52 AM
Day #35 of me saying Good morning Bluesky every day until I forget.

Good morning Bluesky! Hope everyone seeing this, and everyone else too, has a great day.
December 15, 2024 at 11:03 AM