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Radiohead's best song is Creep. He/him. Beroncey. Gregghead. I like music. I like lyrics. Bubly. Ace. Up the fuckin Toffees #UTFT. And of course, #BBN
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Happy Birthday to Emotionalism! It's definitely my favorite Avett Brothers album, possibly my favorite album all-time in general. It'd be graduating high school this year! 🎓🎂
Emotionalism album cover. Black background, a circle with a bird perched on a heart. I think that's what it is, anyway. It's a very pretty cover, and I might be getting a tattoo of it this summer.
May 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Can't imagine it. Here's me and Penny checking out your cat.
My cat Penny looking sort of towards the screen of my phone, me on the other side looking at the screen of my phone. It's a selfie, with a cat. I'm sitting in a chair in my living room. There's a window behind us, between us, with blinds and a thin translucent "curtain" of sorts. A part of a lampshade can be seen above and to the left of Penny.
December 28, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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Pic for proof, lol. I had to inform my principal, he said I could keep it in my refrigerator anyway because he understands how important it is to not let one of these get warm 😂
Opened lunch box. Visible are nuggets, two cans of Bubly Sparkling Water, and the beer, a New Belgium Holiday Ale
December 17, 2024 at 2:39 PM
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Share your alt text stats (hold down on the circle for it to pop up)

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Stats from skyzoo that show I have 100% alt text usage. I don't think my alt text is always helpful, but I promise I try.
December 1, 2024 at 10:43 PM
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100%
Skyzoo stats that show I am at 100% for alt text usage!
December 1, 2024 at 10:40 PM
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Drunk but still putting out some amazing music. That's how we roll...
Dude on the left, me on the right, just trying our best to make good music for you all
November 28, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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Search concert and post the oldest pic in your camera roll.

This was taken on a blackberry. Terrible pic lol. Good band.

Futurebirds, opening for Drive-by Truckers, Nashville TN, Jan 29 2011
Futurebirds on stage at the Cannery Ballroom in Nashville TN. Very blurry picture.
November 23, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Had this one this past week
New Belgium Holiday Ale
November 23, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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My cat is giving my dog a kiss. I love this picture. And I love how much these two get along. They're besties.
Dog (golden retriever) on the left, being licked on the forehead by my cat (same color as dog) on the right. The dog's eyes are closed. It's very sweet in my biased opinion, lol
November 22, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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FYI, On Cinema Heads (and Tim heads too I guess, but they probably deserve to get scamed): there's an account pretending to be Tim. Report it, block it, whatever. It will be destroyed.
Screenshot of an account pretending to be Tim Heidecker. Account name is timheideckerr.bsky.social, the only difference being that extra at the end of Heidecker
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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Post an iconic horror movie image
Gregg Turkington as Agent Kingston, approaching Dracula's castle. There are crows against a grey sky backdrop. Kington is facing to the right, profile goes, carrying a cross in front of him.
November 12, 2024 at 4:37 PM
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A Sports Illustrated cover with the headline "Kentucky's Shame", about the cheating UK basketball program in the late 80s. But it also applies to Mitch McConnell
March 6, 2024 at 4:05 PM
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My cat Ulis, y'all.
My cat, Ulis, laying on my chest.
January 8, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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Along these same lines, don't forget this:
Screenshot of Biden tweet that says: 220,000 deaths. If you hear nothing else I say tonight, hear this: Anyone who is responsible for that many deaths should not remain President of the United States.
January 8, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Saturday Night Check-in
Left Hand Brewing's Milk Stout. I threw away the used bottle so yeah, this looks kinda funny I suppose.
January 6, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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Who doesn't do this?
My notes for The Nashville Sound, an album by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
January 5, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Alright On Cinema Heads, no longer any reason to be confused. Found this on Reddit:
A graphic showing how to convert Joey P's new "4 star" movie rating system to the more accessible and frankly more popular "5 bags of popcorn" system this entire show was built upon
January 3, 2024 at 11:49 PM
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Hmmm, this is what it looks like on my screen (android version something, no idea)
Oh. Inclusion is just a bit!
January 2, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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So I guess I'm gonna try to get into vinyl now, it seems to be The Thing amongst other fans of the kind of music I like. Not a bad first haul, imo.
Some vinyl I received this year. Jason Isbell (Southeastern, Weathervanes, Live at Ryman, Something More than Free), Avett Brothers (Emotionalism, my favorite album), and Nemo (Avett Brothers before they were the Avett Brothers)
January 1, 2024 at 8:14 PM
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Reskeet with your favorite album, film, Broadway show, and Tour of 2023

Album: Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit, "Weathervanes"
Film: Killers of the Flower Moon
B'way show: Swept Away? (Avett Brothers musical)
Tour: Zach Bryan, Burn Burn Burn Tour
Killers of the Flower Moon Swept Away, a musical featuring Avett Brothers music Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit album, Weathervanes Zach Bryan, Burn Burn Burn Tour
January 1, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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Oh man. Speaking of cool, check this out. My brother and I? Rizz. Straight up rizz.
My older brother and I in a very 80s looking pic, him standing behind me with his hand on my shoulder. We gave very serious looking faces. I'm probably 12, he's probably 16.
December 31, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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Me, so cool, circa 1992. Not my guitar. Also, not so cool. Lol.
Me standing with an electric guitar, I don't think it's a Les Paul but it's that body style.
December 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM
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Me and my first guitar, back in 1992.
Young Me holding a red Memphis electric guitar with a decal on it that says "FEAR". I don't know what.
December 31, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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Looking through pics today, in fact. Saw this one.
My old cat, Humphrey, in front of our living room TV in, probably, 1992 or 93.
December 31, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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What actor's expression will stay with you for the rest of your life?
Tim Heidecker, star of the hit series Decker, doing his "shocked" expression.
December 30, 2023 at 4:25 PM