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Jonathan
@porchcrop.bsky.social
He/Him
Boring guy
a straight up lie from you, dip shit.
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
i would but i'm not a big base ball fan. this guy might be intereseted though. bsky.app/profile/jonb...
would anyone like to discuss mlb trade rumors
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
6-7 has already been guessed
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Probably nothing. Just go about your day as if it was a regular, normal Wednesday...
August 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
*nodding to the angels in the chapel as they take a fourth coin from me because I went the wrong way again* Gamers...
April 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I've burnt out on the game but I did complete Genetic Apex aside from some of the ultra rare cards. I'd be happy to trade you for anything before I delete it.
March 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fuck you, bitch ass loser. The only thing you have to fight for now is getting to the toilet in time before you piss yourself. Old ass fuck face.
March 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
March 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
January 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don't remember if LeftistCybertruckOwner got a name change last week, but i sure hope so
January 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I hope you get permission from the rights holder first.
December 26, 2024 at 4:12 PM
fuck off and die
November 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
November 16, 2024 at 7:16 PM
the only thing i remember from this show is a promo where Jessica Alba wakes up out of bed and says "I'm in heat again."
October 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM