Sharkboy 🤠🦈
@poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social
Lord Piss of Shit Mountain
Ahh yes the Aztec god of weird naked dogs
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Ahh yes the Aztec god of weird naked dogs
A venomous soul! Ha! Have my venomous words wounded thy tender pride? I had not thought you so easily bruised! Art thou a Melon?
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
A venomous soul! Ha! Have my venomous words wounded thy tender pride? I had not thought you so easily bruised! Art thou a Melon?
No brain perhaps, but eyes, sadly! Much that it pains me; that I must gaze upon thy wrrrrretched countenance!
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 AM
No brain perhaps, but eyes, sadly! Much that it pains me; that I must gaze upon thy wrrrrretched countenance!
AND THOU A SPAWN OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
AND THOU A SPAWN OF A MOTHERLESS GOAT!
THE PERIL IS YOURS, CUR!!!
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
THE PERIL IS YOURS, CUR!!!
America doing its own century of humiliation to itself
December 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
America doing its own century of humiliation to itself
I would lock the door and point a gun at someone if they did that
December 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I would lock the door and point a gun at someone if they did that
This is Sharkboy's mother typing. Today my darling boy was tragically crushed under the weight of several million tons of deli sandwiches. We ask you all to be sensitive to our family's loss at this devastating time.
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is Sharkboy's mother typing. Today my darling boy was tragically crushed under the weight of several million tons of deli sandwiches. We ask you all to be sensitive to our family's loss at this devastating time.
I wish for a Bajillion sandwiches
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I wish for a Bajillion sandwiches
Mfw It turns out the custpmer I'm delivering food to is a Banshee
kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
ALT: kermit the frog is covering his mouth with his hand and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Mfw It turns out the custpmer I'm delivering food to is a Banshee
This is the only use case for AI that I will accept
December 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is the only use case for AI that I will accept
Terminal cascade event tonight?
Terminal cascade, beloved?
Terminal cascade, beloved?
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Terminal cascade event tonight?
Terminal cascade, beloved?
Terminal cascade, beloved?
A helmet on a helmet
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A helmet on a helmet
He was right in front of you man
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He was right in front of you man
Om us a Bud, tonight!
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Om us a Bud, tonight!
But they look like vaginas
So that's pretty cool
So that's pretty cool
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
But they look like vaginas
So that's pretty cool
So that's pretty cool
-He's a dickhead
There, I just summed up everything worth knowing about Gaston.
There, I just summed up everything worth knowing about Gaston.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
-He's a dickhead
There, I just summed up everything worth knowing about Gaston.
There, I just summed up everything worth knowing about Gaston.
The Adventure Pod
December 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Adventure Pod
[*relising i spend most of my time lying around, eating and licking myself*]
Well... shit.
Well... shit.
December 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
[*relising i spend most of my time lying around, eating and licking myself*]
Well... shit.
Well... shit.
The US has lost the Mandate of Heaven
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The US has lost the Mandate of Heaven