Sharkboy 🤠🦈
@poopoobanoonoos.bsky.social
Lord Piss of Shit Mountain
Machiavelianism: tries to manipulate me into giving her treats by leading me over to the food bowl before dinner time
Narcissim: demands pets with no consideration of my needs or concerns
Lack of Empathy: pushes my shit off of my desk, doesn't apologize
Conclusion: Dark Triad confirmed!
Narcissim: demands pets with no consideration of my needs or concerns
Lack of Empathy: pushes my shit off of my desk, doesn't apologize
Conclusion: Dark Triad confirmed!
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Machiavelianism: tries to manipulate me into giving her treats by leading me over to the food bowl before dinner time
Narcissim: demands pets with no consideration of my needs or concerns
Lack of Empathy: pushes my shit off of my desk, doesn't apologize
Conclusion: Dark Triad confirmed!
Narcissim: demands pets with no consideration of my needs or concerns
Lack of Empathy: pushes my shit off of my desk, doesn't apologize
Conclusion: Dark Triad confirmed!
"We have such Hamburgers to Help you..."
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
"We have such Hamburgers to Help you..."
All girl cats are beautiful regal princesses and all boy cats are bizzare little goblin children. This is science.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
All girl cats are beautiful regal princesses and all boy cats are bizzare little goblin children. This is science.
See this?
This is my serious face.
This is my serious face.
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
See this?
This is my serious face.
This is my serious face.
See now, look, they got this all wrong:
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
See now, look, they got this all wrong:
I made it more accurate
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I made it more accurate
Now fight this Lion
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Now fight this Lion
Put some pants on you Harlot!
December 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Put some pants on you Harlot!
My mans lookin like a White Dexter Deshawn
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My mans lookin like a White Dexter Deshawn
Nay, for there is another:
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Nay, for there is another:
Deeply evil creature
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Deeply evil creature
As someone who's spent a good deal of my life around the Army one of the things I do like about James Cameron is that, for all his faults, he's totally comfortable portraying Soldiers the way a good chunk actually are: as violent authoritarian thugs and cowards.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
As someone who's spent a good deal of my life around the Army one of the things I do like about James Cameron is that, for all his faults, he's totally comfortable portraying Soldiers the way a good chunk actually are: as violent authoritarian thugs and cowards.
This is you rn dude I love those dumbass smurf movies
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
This is you rn dude I love those dumbass smurf movies
Confirmed boomer, absolutley devastating, don't wanna talk about it
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Confirmed boomer, absolutley devastating, don't wanna talk about it
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party:
Amazing short story ending, truly bone-chilling shit.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Amazing short story ending, truly bone-chilling shit.
The Disney Adults must be stopped
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The Disney Adults must be stopped
GREETINGS MORTALS
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
GREETINGS MORTALS
Me popping my head inside an active nuclear reactor to so if it's working ok
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Me popping my head inside an active nuclear reactor to so if it's working ok
No freedom in this fucking bullshit society, no freedom at all!
November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
No freedom in this fucking bullshit society, no freedom at all!