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Lord Piss of Shit Mountain
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I am a perfect baby boy and I will kill again
I am tired of living through history. I would like history to end please. That's enough!
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Give Avatar: Fire and Ash more bad reviews, I don't care! I'll keep going to see that garbage!
December 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Prime Adam Curtis content
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
My Cat is a Narcissitic abuser
December 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Captain Picard speaking to the replicator:

"Blue Cheese, 7.5 grams, single giantic joint"
December 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"We have such Hamburgers to Help you..."
December 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They announced Rock, Paper, Scissors 2 at the Game Awards
December 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
All girl cats are beautiful regal princesses and all boy cats are bizzare little goblin children. This is science.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
How dare you call me a silly goose. I am an exceptionally serious goose.
December 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Oh wow damn so he just straight actually has had a stroke right
Trump: "We have a dead head Fed hair"
December 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The 'Reality' genre of porn is where midway through they stop fucking and communicate to you a harsh but indisputable truth.
December 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
There's a sleepy ghost in my room and it won't stop snoring
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I'm actually a Shark in real life
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
As humans, we have the largest penis-to-bodyweight ratio of all great apes, and yet still we strive forever to make ours even bigger. Our collective hubris knows no bounds.
December 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Tom Hiddleston has the voice of the school teacher all the mums want to fuck.
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I live near a bunch of game reserves so you can get local Venison for about the same price as beef and I love it i feel like a Medieval Lord
December 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Say it back
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The Grinch:

A creature that habitually foils Christmas celebrations

Why do we tolerate his malfeasance?
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
As someone who's spent a good deal of my life around the Army one of the things I do like about James Cameron is that, for all his faults, he's totally comfortable portraying Soldiers the way a good chunk actually are: as violent authoritarian thugs and cowards.
December 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I just drank a warm, cozy mug of delicious mulled christmas wine, dare me to drive?
December 4, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Confirmed boomer, absolutley devastating, don't wanna talk about it
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Delicious Cheese Singles in your area. Click here!
December 4, 2025 at 8:50 AM
One of the worst things about being a dude is that it seems that a solid 50% of guys all seem to be labouring under the assumption that it's somehow gay to have a personality
December 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM