People's Office of Optimized Productivity (POOP)
@poophq.bsky.social
The people didn't vote for us to break everything with weaponized incompetence, but we're gonna do it anyway
Parody account. It's just a joke bro
Parody account. It's just a joke bro
No fair! We're *this* close to optimizing all Govt-held Treasury bonds into 22 billion jelly beans for our dear leader/nonleader Melon Husk's Floating Jelly Bean Palace & Steakhouse Network State (Preorder Citizenship Tickets Now)
February 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
No fair! We're *this* close to optimizing all Govt-held Treasury bonds into 22 billion jelly beans for our dear leader/nonleader Melon Husk's Floating Jelly Bean Palace & Steakhouse Network State (Preorder Citizenship Tickets Now)
~Team Spotlight~: Field Digital Security Officer James Boldercumt is a:
* Graduate of the Trump University Digital Cyber Program
* Once ate 15 Fig Newtons in a four minute period
* May have accidentally deleted 12 years of NASA launch data after dropping a POOP-issued Security Bong on his keyboard
* Graduate of the Trump University Digital Cyber Program
* Once ate 15 Fig Newtons in a four minute period
* May have accidentally deleted 12 years of NASA launch data after dropping a POOP-issued Security Bong on his keyboard
February 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
~Team Spotlight~: Field Digital Security Officer James Boldercumt is a:
* Graduate of the Trump University Digital Cyber Program
* Once ate 15 Fig Newtons in a four minute period
* May have accidentally deleted 12 years of NASA launch data after dropping a POOP-issued Security Bong on his keyboard
* Graduate of the Trump University Digital Cyber Program
* Once ate 15 Fig Newtons in a four minute period
* May have accidentally deleted 12 years of NASA launch data after dropping a POOP-issued Security Bong on his keyboard
Treated the team to a BurgerHut lunch, and we seriously considered getting the 100-Patty Surprise for everyone!
Fortunately, Eugene Cystro pointed out that it would've cost $11,505 so we got chicken sandwiches instead.
Just another day of cutting costs from YOUR WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT!!! 💪💪👷♂️👷♂️
Fortunately, Eugene Cystro pointed out that it would've cost $11,505 so we got chicken sandwiches instead.
Just another day of cutting costs from YOUR WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT!!! 💪💪👷♂️👷♂️
February 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Treated the team to a BurgerHut lunch, and we seriously considered getting the 100-Patty Surprise for everyone!
Fortunately, Eugene Cystro pointed out that it would've cost $11,505 so we got chicken sandwiches instead.
Just another day of cutting costs from YOUR WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT!!! 💪💪👷♂️👷♂️
Fortunately, Eugene Cystro pointed out that it would've cost $11,505 so we got chicken sandwiches instead.
Just another day of cutting costs from YOUR WASTEFUL GOVERNMENT!!! 💪💪👷♂️👷♂️
By our rigorous calculations, over TWELVE TRILLION HOURS are wasted in traffic waiting at stop lights! That’s why we’re partnering with the Provo Department of Transportation to pilot the deletion of all red lights on traffic signals! #gottagofast
February 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
By our rigorous calculations, over TWELVE TRILLION HOURS are wasted in traffic waiting at stop lights! That’s why we’re partnering with the Provo Department of Transportation to pilot the deletion of all red lights on traffic signals! #gottagofast
Wild! According to the Social Security database, there are over 500 MILLION people with "primary keys" (which according to AI is an old term for password I guess) to their accounts! How can that be if the US population is only ~330mm!
This might be the biggest fraud in history.
This might be the biggest fraud in history.
February 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Wild! According to the Social Security database, there are over 500 MILLION people with "primary keys" (which according to AI is an old term for password I guess) to their accounts! How can that be if the US population is only ~330mm!
This might be the biggest fraud in history.
This might be the biggest fraud in history.