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Me hicieron un dab en una guagua
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doritospope.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Mentira, fue glep
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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freeuse.toys
explaining the reich to an american:
readsettle.rs björk 182 @readsettle.rs · Nov 19
One Thousand Year Burgerreich
youtube screenshot of a white house video titled "from the golden arches to the golden age" showing an image of mcdonalds fries with the text "a fresh start for america" imposed over it
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
A comic in which we open on master artist, god amongst men, creator of Garfield, Jim Davis. He sits at a graphic tablet, drawing his latest masterpeice. There is a look of happiness on his face, but the way he is underlit by the screen tells us something is off. Jim says: "HA HA, 'DID YOU EAT MY LASAGNA,' HA HA" In the next panel we switch to Jim's POV and see what's on the tablet's screen. There is a full colour drawing of Garfield. Jim's hand, holding a stylus, is obscuring part of the image, as he writes in Not-Heathcliff's dialogue. All that is written is "SM" The next panel is the same view, but now the dialogue is complete, and Jim's hand isn't visible, allowing us to see the image --and dialogue-- in full: "SMITE THE NON-BELIEVERS, JIM... BUILD ME A THRONE OF THEIR SKULLS" Final panel. Jim looks as weirdly happy as ever, but now his face is beaded in sweat. There is a beat, before he quietly says "y-yes... master"
November 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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solidbeato.bsky.social
Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
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November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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franstark9.bsky.social
Hoy salgo en @eldiario.es hablando claro sobre la vergüenza de la dependencia en Murcia.
Yo recibo 275€/mes. Mis amigos con Duchenne en Alicante hasta 2.300€. Misma enfermedad, derechos completamente distintos.

Comparte si crees que esto es intolerable.

#Dependencia #Duchenne #Murcia #LeyELA
“No podemos esperar más”: los retrasos y la desigualdad golpean a miles de familias afectadas por la dependencia en Murcia
Esta Comunidad encabeza la lista negra de la dependencia en toda España, con más de un año y medio de espera por expediente. Más de 1.400 personas han muerto este 2025 esperando las prestaciones recon...
www.eldiario.es
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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ballxpit.com
Someone please explain to us what BOLAPITO means?
October 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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amigoskebab.bsky.social
Con Satanás y Belzebú la vieja hija de puta
October 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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juliangenisson.bsky.social
abrazos gratis?
no
si son gratis
el producto eres tú
October 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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pixelcat.wtf
Every time I see a friend starting a game multiple times in a row on steam this meme comes to mind
October 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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facudiaz.net
Para las sabandijas que solo queréis cosas gratis: voy a sortear algunas entraditas (también vale para las fechas por España). Solamente tenéis que rebluitear esta publicación y el lunes anunciaré los 5 ganadores con alguna app fraudulenta o directamente a dedo. Me da igual. Aguante Maxwell Cremona.
September 25, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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soyrichi.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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mandonguillad.aldea.social
September 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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calltoactivism.bsky.social
🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣

This is a must-watch. 🔥
September 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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anyamouthashing.bsky.social
September 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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kinofabino.bsky.social
September 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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alexnovoselic.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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killhamster.bsky.social
lmao holy shit
Anti-Vaxxer Finally Gets Shot
Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today.
thehardtimes.net
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Luego que por qué los ciclistas son todos unos hijos de puta
elpais.com EL PAÍS @elpais.com · Sep 10
🔴 ÚLTIMA HORA | Los ciclistas avisan de que se plantarán y dejarán la carrera si se repiten los incidentes por las protestas propalestinas social.elpais.com/j7ihq4
September 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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furustis.bsky.social
¿Silksong? Este título de literatura feminista no me suena (1.85 cm)
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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karramarro.bsky.social
Sorteando la censura de RTVE
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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encon.bsky.social
August 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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theswweet.myatproto.social
August 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM