Cubicular Daydream Hipponaut
@poetaster.bsky.social
18+ Poet. Teacher.
Boba Tea is the least feared of the bounty hunters
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Boba Tea is the least feared of the bounty hunters
I'm underwear with nobody there inside them, a Dr Seuss story about pants, a monkey who looked out for the tree, but didn't stick the landing for the peel's appeal
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm underwear with nobody there inside them, a Dr Seuss story about pants, a monkey who looked out for the tree, but didn't stick the landing for the peel's appeal
Trump slumps asleep
with the country afire
Wake him up to the sound of the Epstein files thumping on the newsdesks!
with the country afire
Wake him up to the sound of the Epstein files thumping on the newsdesks!
December 3, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Trump slumps asleep
with the country afire
Wake him up to the sound of the Epstein files thumping on the newsdesks!
with the country afire
Wake him up to the sound of the Epstein files thumping on the newsdesks!
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RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES!!!
NOW!!
NOW!!
December 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
RELEASE THE DAMN EPSTEIN FILES!!!
NOW!!
NOW!!
Please use audio versions of your skeets for those who are visually impaired.
It's important to describe accurately. Use details.
Take the time. If you don't, it's a shame upon you.
It's important to describe accurately. Use details.
Take the time. If you don't, it's a shame upon you.
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Please use audio versions of your skeets for those who are visually impaired.
It's important to describe accurately. Use details.
Take the time. If you don't, it's a shame upon you.
It's important to describe accurately. Use details.
Take the time. If you don't, it's a shame upon you.
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This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This nation would be a better place if just one White House reporter had the courage to ask "what the hell are you rambling about, old man?"
Where's Waldo?
Under your bed!
Where's Waldo?
Not in your head!
Where's Waldo?Dripping out your faucet!
What could've caused it?
Where's Waldo?
Not in your mouth!
Oozing through all the walls of your house!
Under your bed!
Where's Waldo?
Not in your head!
Where's Waldo?Dripping out your faucet!
What could've caused it?
Where's Waldo?
Not in your mouth!
Oozing through all the walls of your house!
a drawing of a man wearing glasses and a red white and blue hat
ALT: a drawing of a man wearing glasses and a red white and blue hat
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Where's Waldo?
Under your bed!
Where's Waldo?
Not in your head!
Where's Waldo?Dripping out your faucet!
What could've caused it?
Where's Waldo?
Not in your mouth!
Oozing through all the walls of your house!
Under your bed!
Where's Waldo?
Not in your head!
Where's Waldo?Dripping out your faucet!
What could've caused it?
Where's Waldo?
Not in your mouth!
Oozing through all the walls of your house!
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Inside feels strange and outside just feels stranger so close your eyes remembering everything as it usually is. You'll see it's a dream. Because when you decorate from a catalog of memories it's lamps that turn on by forgetting your awkwardest claps
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Inside feels strange and outside just feels stranger so close your eyes remembering everything as it usually is. You'll see it's a dream. Because when you decorate from a catalog of memories it's lamps that turn on by forgetting your awkwardest claps
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She was a 10 but then she didn't know the difference between breath and breathe.
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
She was a 10 but then she didn't know the difference between breath and breathe.
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"Fingie" is a word that needs to be chopped off knuckle by knuckle.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
"Fingie" is a word that needs to be chopped off knuckle by knuckle.
The wind blows as she walks away!
The wind blows as she walks away!
My hair lifts as she walks away!
That wasn't the wind! She's eaten chili again!
The wind blows as she walks away!
My hair lifts as she walks away!
That wasn't the wind! She's eaten chili again!
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The wind blows as she walks away!
The wind blows as she walks away!
My hair lifts as she walks away!
That wasn't the wind! She's eaten chili again!
The wind blows as she walks away!
My hair lifts as she walks away!
That wasn't the wind! She's eaten chili again!
Stephen King is better than we know, much better
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Stephen King is better than we know, much better
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🎶“By now you should’ve somehow realized I’m a kangaroo”🎶
December 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
🎶“By now you should’ve somehow realized I’m a kangaroo”🎶
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My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
My poetry brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
And they're like, you're a wonderful bard
Damn right, I'm a wonderful bard
I could teach you, as it's not that hard
Social media are Soma
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Social media are Soma
Why aren't male dik diks's dicks called dick dicks, Richard? Is it instead that a male dik dik's dick's name is pee-pee? Piss-piss? Cous-cous? Tell me, Dick! Must I sic Dixon Hill upon you?
a bald man in a red shirt is thinking and says i have no choice
ALT: a bald man in a red shirt is thinking and says i have no choice
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Why aren't male dik diks's dicks called dick dicks, Richard? Is it instead that a male dik dik's dick's name is pee-pee? Piss-piss? Cous-cous? Tell me, Dick! Must I sic Dixon Hill upon you?
Ya'll realize that the people who make pucks are puckers, right?
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ya'll realize that the people who make pucks are puckers, right?
Ghost: Booo!
Spectral radio booth ghoul: You're not coming through
Ghost: Boobs!
SRBG: There you are!
Spectral radio booth ghoul: You're not coming through
Ghost: Boobs!
SRBG: There you are!
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Ghost: Booo!
Spectral radio booth ghoul: You're not coming through
Ghost: Boobs!
SRBG: There you are!
Spectral radio booth ghoul: You're not coming through
Ghost: Boobs!
SRBG: There you are!
Hippies who like lunch in the sun are Pica-niks
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hippies who like lunch in the sun are Pica-niks
In the 70s, there would be a pause between the Christmas songs. No more. I just noticed. No relief whatsoever, not even seconds.
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In the 70s, there would be a pause between the Christmas songs. No more. I just noticed. No relief whatsoever, not even seconds.
When Lady Gaga gets pregnant, someone will have put the googoo in the Gaga
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
When Lady Gaga gets pregnant, someone will have put the googoo in the Gaga
The bacteria scrambled away from the cleanser. Where could it hide? The bird! Quickly, it oozed. After an eternity, it laid in the cavity of the bird. Safe! Suddenly, it started to get hot…
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
The bacteria scrambled away from the cleanser. Where could it hide? The bird! Quickly, it oozed. After an eternity, it laid in the cavity of the bird. Safe! Suddenly, it started to get hot…