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Eleanor🐁
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I did spreadsheets for a living
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Did you know that it is illegal to say the phrase "I want to kill the Author of Harry Potter"? It's illegal. It's a BlueSky offence. It's one of the only sentences that you're not allowed to say. Now it was ok for me to say it right then because I was just telling you that it's illegal to say-
August 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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My journey into Watch Dogs continue with the second game… possibly my favorite game of all time?

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Do What You Will
A brief Watch_Dogs 2 retrospective.
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July 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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For whatever reason, I can’t stop thinking about Watch_Dogs

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All Bark, No Bite
A Watch_Dogs retrospective.
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June 21, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Assassin’s Creed 1 deserved better
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Assassin's Creed's Squandered Promise
I revisit and critique Assassin's Creed.
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June 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
pocketfinches.bsky.social
So… I got laid off but I was corporate enough to get things like “severance” and “vacation payout” so it’s kind of like them paying for me to find a job I don’t hate?
May 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
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Emperor Palpatine with a gun in #Fortnite
May 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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spicymancer.bsky.social
Slumber Party
Organizing Supplies at the base: Yellow: Hey, Pink! Look! I found a bunch of sleeping bags! Pink: Oh yay... now we can throw a slumber party. Yellow: Omigosh we COULD!! P: I was joking Y: Aw, come on, don't you think it'd be fun? P: I woulnd't know. Y: (aghast) Wait... no way. Are you saying you've never had a SLUMBER PARTY before? P: (shrugging)Well... my parents weren't exactly- Y: (eyes sparkle) P: oh no. NARRATION: THAT'S HOW THIS HAPPENED Madison (Pink's super rich childhood friend): "And then I hit 'em with a car!" Quiver (Yellow's friend): Okay but why am I here? Yellow (this was her idea): Popular demand. Green (Had nothing better to do) Pink (Hiding in the bathroom on the phone): "Gray, help. me. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Gray (Pink's other childhood friend and former teammate turned enemy commander who she still secretly sees and has a will-they-won't-they romantic history that's too complicated to fit into this text box): "I dunno, Madison would always try and braid my hair but I don't think you have to worry about that. If you're stressed about Truth or Dare, just ask her a truth question and she'll gossip for 20 minutes easy- Pink: God. This is so stupid, what are we? Twelve? I-I never tohught- I didn't get to DO this sort of crap as a kid... Gray: I know. Gray: Listen, just- Try to have fun. Girls night isn't really my scene anymore. It's yours. Pink: *sniff* Shift. Gray: Whoa, are you crying? Pink: Shut up. Not everyone gets their gender affirmation from being an edgy robot centaur boy. Gray: More people should try it, honestly. But YOU should get back in there. Yellow: Hey! There you are! Pink (smiling): Yeah. Here I am.
April 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.
April 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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crazy that they’re making jake paul fight neil degrasse tyson. i hope he gets shoved in a locker or something
November 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM