one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
* Offering up Ukraine on a platter
* Starting a trade war with our closest allies
* Mass firings in intel, FBI
* Shutting down task forces fighting foreign influence + corruption
What are we supposed to call all of this? How many dots do you need to connect?
Step 1: Let turkey chill in the sink for 2 hours✅
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.